Love is a waste of time

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M: piddi.....
C: ise kya hua
M: apne wazan se bhari khana khayegi toh body disbalance hi hoga nah
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M call the doctor
Dr: meine blood sample le liya hai result kal subha tak aa jayega..... bas dhyan rakhiye inka
M: thank you Doctor
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After sometime N open her eyes
C: baccha tu thik hai nah
N: hummm mein thik hu
M: khak thik hai !!!! Puri chole bhi sambhal nahi sakti, body disbalanced ho jata hai
N: lambu !!!!
Mu: Manik chup bhet nandini ki tabiyat thik nahi hai aur tu hai ki lad raha hai
D: guys bhaut raat ho gai let's leave
Everyone left
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N: lambu
M silent
N: lambu gussa
M: meri toh koi value hi nahi hai tumhare life mein
N: sorry nah !!! Woh mujhe puri chole bhaut khane ka maan kiya tha, I promise Aaj se Teri har baat manungi
M make her sit in his lap: tu apna dhyan hi nahi rakhti aur mujhe tension deti hai
N kissed his cheeks: sorry nah !!!!
M smooched her lips: ok but last time
N: chal sote hai mere ko bhaut nini aa rahi hai
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College
Mu was angrily walking here and their
C: Mukti shant ho jaa hum kuch sochte hai
A: yaa Mukti we will figure this out
M giggle: but uncle ko kaha se Teri shadi ki fikar hone lagi
N: shut up Manik Mukti Puri baat batao

Flashback
Last night
Mu reach her home
Mu dad: is this the time to come home
Mu: at least mein ghar toh aati hu, unlike you jiska saal do saal tak aata pata nahi hota!!!!
Mu dad: Mukti is this the way you talk to your dad
Mu: so finally you realize you are my dad
Mu dad: mein yaha tumhari bakwas sunne nahi aaya hu, ek kaam se aaya hu
Mu: pata tha mujhe bina kaam k toh aap kabhi mere pass aate hi nahi
Mu dad: I want you to get married to my business partner son
Mu: dad !!!!
Mu dad: meri baat puri nahi hui hai. The boy will come tomorrow to your college to see you.... bhaut hi sanskari family hai, they have some belief shadi se phele ladki ki tasveer nahi dekhte, so they don't know how you look.... but you will meet him tomorrow and behave with him..... uska naam abhimanyu thakur hai

Mu: what if mein shadi se inkar kar du toh
Mu dad: you will be kick out from my property

Flashback end

A: girl you are so screwed up
Mu: mujhe aur matt dara yr, dad will surely kick me out of his property
N: mere pass ek idea hai
Mu: kya!!!!!
N: see as you said uss Ladke ne tumhari pic nahi dekhi because of some belief
Mu: yaa
N: jaisa uska naam and unka belief lagta hai uss se yeah pata chalta hai Ki he belongs to some sanskari family
Mu: hummm.....
N smirks: so what agar unki hone wali bahu bilkul sanskari nah ho toh, Tum rishta nahi tod sakti Woh toh tod sakte hai nah !!!
Mu took some time to understand and suddenly jumped on nandini
Mu: thank you thank you!!!!
M: chod meri piddi ko .... gala daba degi kya uska!!!!!
A: so plan kya hai
N: we need some hot and sexy fake Mukti
C: yahi par toh hai Alia
Mu: Alia please pretend to be me for some time
A: ok
N: good, now we need Alia first boyfriend
A: Manik will be my first boyfriend
Everyone silent

N: cool..... so Manik will be your first boyfriend, Cabir will be your second boyfriend and druv will be your current boyfriend
A: ok
N: and yes hum side par hi bhete honge don't panic..... ready guys
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Alia (fake Mukti was sitting alone)
Suddenly a chimpu guy, wearing specs and oily hair comes to her
Boy: suniye
A: yes
Boy: aap Mukti ji ko janti hai
A: aap abhimanyu thakur
Boy: ji .... aap Mukti hai
A: yes

From Side table
C giggle: Mukti yeah namuna kaha se mila tere dad ko

Boy look at Alia from head to toe
A: kya hua
Abhi: apne bachpan k kapde kyu phene hai
A: excuse me it's fashion
Waiter walks in
W: sir order
Abhi: sadha pani
W: aur mam apke liye apka special hard drink
A: haa
Abhi: aap hard drink piti hai
A: haa yr uske bina din shuru hi nahi hota !!!!
Suddenly druv walks in
Dr: baby
A get up and hugged him: hi baby
Abhi: yeah janab Kaun hai
A: he is my boyfriend
D: baby yeah chimpu Kaun hai
A: baby he is my future husband .... koi nahi druv come sit with us

Again Cabir comes up
C shout: Mukti !!!!
A: kya hua Cabir baby why you are getting so hyper
C: yeah do kutte kaun hai
A: he is my boyfriend and he is my future husband
Abhi: Aur yeah Kaun hai hai
A: he is Cabir my X- boyfriend
Abhi gulp his saliva

Again Manik comes in
M: Mukti tu meri nahi ho sakti toh kisi aur Ki BHI nahi ho sakti, maar dunga sabko
Abhi: Bhai sahab hum ghandhi ji k bhakt hai.... no violence
A goes towards M: baby don't worry nah !!! You are my X toh kya hua we can have fun sometime
Abhi: yeah sab aap shadi k baad bhi karenge
A: yes because I can't change my life style
C: baby tumhare cigarette ka time ho gaya hai
Abhi: aap cigarette bhi piti hai
D: yeah pani k alawa sab piti hai

Abhi: matlab Ki aap sab Mukti k boyfriends ho
C, D and M: Abhi tak hum Chinese mein baat kar rahe the kya

Abhi take the bouquet of roses which he bought and move towards side table
Abhi: abhi agar acting khatam ho gai ho toh kya mein asli Mukti se baat kar sakta hu
Everyone shocked
Mu stammers: tumhe Kaise pata mein Mukti hu, you never saw my picture according to your  family belief
Abhi smirk: itna sharif toh mein BHI nahi, thoda toh janna hi tha apni future wify ko