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'Open chat with buckaroo'

assassinbitch: so Steve said anything to you about a secret admirer

buckaroo: yea why you know anything

assassinbitch: nah just curious

buckaroo: Nat do you know who it is you know everything because you're on good terms with every social group

assassinbitch: a) yes I know who it is and b) the only reason I am on good terms with everyone is to get info on everyone

buckaroo: wow so is that why you hang out with us

assassinbitch: nah you guys are ok and I hang out with the science nerds because I like Bruce

buckaroo: knew it

assassinbitch: yeah and if you want to keep your dick you'll keep your mouth shut.

buckaroo: you need to be less scary and threatening

assassinbitch: I am nice to Bruce

buckaroo: still you need to be nice to everyone

assassinbitch: I'll try

buckaroo: good

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