'Open chat with buckaroo'
assassinbitch: so Steve said anything to you about a secret admirer
buckaroo: yea why you know anything
assassinbitch: nah just curious
buckaroo: Nat do you know who it is you know everything because you're on good terms with every social group
assassinbitch: a) yes I know who it is and b) the only reason I am on good terms with everyone is to get info on everyone
buckaroo: wow so is that why you hang out with us
assassinbitch: nah you guys are ok and I hang out with the science nerds because I like Bruce
buckaroo: knew it
assassinbitch: yeah and if you want to keep your dick you'll keep your mouth shut.
buckaroo: you need to be less scary and threatening
assassinbitch: I am nice to Bruce
buckaroo: still you need to be nice to everyone
assassinbitch: I'll try
buckaroo: good