'New conversation with irontony'
irontony: this is Charlie Bradbury right?
QueenCharlie: who's asking?
irontony: Tony Stark
QueenCharlie: Look I'm gay
irontony: so am I. I have a favor to ask
QueenCharlie: but you have a girlfriend and what is it?
irontony: it's all a sham to get Steve to be jealous but enough about that.
irontony: you're a hacker right
QueenCharlie: yes but if anyone finds out.....
QueenCharlie: you lose your dick
irontony: what's with women and threatening to take my dick
QueenCharlie: it just happens but anyway what do you need
irontony: I need you to hack into the lunchtime slideshow
QueenCharlie: ooooooh what am I doing
irontony: well *explains plan but you guys don't get to know it until the next chapter haha*
QueenCharlie: I'm in.