All the signs are at Leo's house cause it's the biggest and its super cool. They don't know what to do.
Leo: Guys, I didn't invite you all to sit in a circle and talk about past regrets. Can we please do something?
Aries: Yeah, Leo's right. Any ideas? --secretly plotting an escape--
Gemini: How about we all do a karaoke of (insert that 2 year old song that everybody is tired of)
Libra: Gemini, can you just grow up and be a bit more up to date like Cancer?
Cancer: --in the corner of the circle and rewatching a 4 year old anime season finale and crying from the feels--
Virgo: Or we could dance to (insert latest pop dance song)
Scorpio: I'm up for it! --starts seductively breakdancing in front of wherever they are sitting--
Leo: --starts banging his head against a pillow, careful to not ruin his handsome face--
Pisces: You are all idiots. Can't we do something less exhausting?
Sagittarius: Like what? Watch another episode of American Horror Story?
Capricorn: I usually wouldn't give a fuck but my ears almost bled out the last time we did that because Pisces screamed so loudly.
Aquarius: I agree with Pisces. Maybe....
Taurus: oh no
Aquarius: we should do something...
Taurus: don't
Aquarius: more inactive like....
Taurus: screw you
Aquarius: WAtCh SoME ALIEN DOCUMETARIES --emphasizes on every word and smiles--
Taurus: THATS IT. Where is the fridge Leo!?
Leo: --is still banging their head against a pillow--
At the end of the day...
Aries: There, there --comforts Leo and makes up an excuse to leave early--
Gemini: --downloads the karaoke of the song for free on their phone and is giving full out performance while Libra makes faces and criticizes her behind her back--
Scorpio: --is teaching seductive breakdancing to Virgo and rants about how everyone should have a kinetic party--
Pisces: --runs away from Sagittarius and joins Cancer in watching anime season finales and crying--
Sagittarius: --tries to force Pisces into watching another scary TV series but is dragged away by Capricorn to get food--
Capricorn: --opens the fridge with Sag but finds all the drinks and food stuff vanished--
Taurus: --sitting in the dark corner of the house and finishing an entire pringles can with Aquarius while learning about aliens and conspiracy theories from them--
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zodiac short stories
RandomShort stories and one shots about the Zodiac signs getting into weird situations. Highest Rank: #84 in Random: 9/30/16 #95 in Zodiac: 9/13/18