Team Red: Virgo, Aries, Sagittarius, Gemini, Taurus, Pisces
Team Blue: Scorpio, Leo, Libra, Aquarius, Cancer, Capricorn"*Ophiuchus is, according to the stars, the "thirteenth zodiac"."
*he's only going to be in this chapter.
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Ophiuchus: Hello readers! I hope you are enjoying this story, and as a treat, here is a special chapter featuring me, Ophiuchus as your host!
Virgo: Wait, who the fuck are you?
Leo: And how did we get on this bright stage?
Scorpio: There are people reading about us?
Ophiuchus: ENOUGH QUESTIONS THAT'S MY JOB. Anyways, as you can see, Author~chan is running out of ideas, so today we're doing a game show!
Gemini: Author? There's an author?
Libra: WTF WHERE IS SHE
Ophiuchus: Let's start with Team Blue!
Pisces: Wait, are you even a zodiac si-
Ophiuchus: Your question is, what is Gemini's favorite Christmas ornament?
Sagittarius: um what
Cancer: why do people have favorite Christmas ornaments
Libra: WHO THE FUCK SHOULD KNOW THAT
Gemini: --laughing-- watch them get this wrong
Aquarius: LIBRA YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD KNOW
Libra: I DATED HER FOR LIKE 4 MONTHS THIS STATEMENT WAS NEVER BROUGHT UP
Capricorn: OH OH OH --presses the buzzer-- ITS THE CONE ONE
Gemini: DAMMIT
Ophiuchus: Correct!
Taurus: gemini what the hell
Gemini: IT LOOKS COOL OK
Ophiuchus: Next question for Team Red! Which gem in the tv show Steven Universe was trapped in a mi-
Virgo: --slams the buzzer-- it wAS LAPIS LAZULI SHE VISITED EARTH AND GOT STUCK IN A GEM WAR AND WAS POOFED BY BISMUTH AND MISTAKEN FOR A TOOL SO ANOTHER GEM PUT HER IN A MIRROR AND WAS LEFT FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS UNTIL SHE WAS FOUND BY PEARL BUT STILL WAS TRAPPED-
Aries: ALRIGHT WE GET IT NEXT QUESTION YOU FAKE... ZODIAC... PERSON
Ophiuchus: --clears his throat-- Right. AND IM NOT FAKE NASA SAID SO. Correct answer, Virgo! Next question for Team Blue. Why did Pisces start watching anime?
Cancer: --hits the buzzer softly-- Because it's cute?
Ophiuchus: Wrong.
Leo: --hits the buzzer-- Because she spends 6 hours on Tumblr a day?
Ophiuchus: Wrong.
Pisces: HEY!
Pisces: its 4 hours
Ophiuchus: The correct answer is because Scorpio told her to.
Capricorn: Scorpio you watch anime?
Scorpio: ........no
Ophiuchus: We'll be right back after our sponsors!
Gemini: Wait, what sponsors?
Sagittarius: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE
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A few commercials later...
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Ophiuchus: Hello readers, welcome back to our special chapter game show! Here we are joined by the 12 zodiac signs and myself. Next question, and the last, is for Team Red. --clears his throat--
Ophiuchus: Next question. What is Aquarius' favorite band?
Aquarius: oh great
Taurus: That's impossible to answer. We'll never get this right.
Sagittarius: You listen to so many!
Pisces: Hmmmm... --hits the buzzer-- WE THE KINGS FINAL ANSWER
Ophiuchus: Wrong.
Aquarius: Pisces I don't listen to bands from 2008 thank you very much
Taurus: --hits the buzzer--Twenty One Pilots?
Ophiuchus: Wrong.
Gemini: GUYS IF WE MISS THIS ONE MORE TIME WE LOSE
Aries: WHO CARES --slaps the buzzer-- ABOUT THIS STUPID --slaps the buzzer-- GAME SHOW
Gemini: Aries calm down-
Pisces: NO ARIES IS RIGHT THIS IS DUMB
Sagittarius: FUCK THIS
Taurus: ye im hungry again lets leave
Virgo: Taurus you are an hour ago
Ophiuchus: Oh well then... I-I hope you enjoyed this chapter... stay tuned for the next- AH --almost gets hit by a chair--
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