It is the day before Thanksgiving, and the signs need to cook food for their families.
Pisces: --stirring in a pot-- SCORPIO THE COOKIES ARE BURNING
Scorpio: SHITT --runs over to the oven--
Aries: Wait, I thought you put the turkey in the oven Vigro?
Virgo: Yeah, I did.
Leo: --points to the turkey in the microwave-- ...Virgo the turkey is in microwave
Virgo: ...oh
Aries: VIRGO HOW DO FUCK UP PUTTING A TURKEY IN AN OVEN
Virgo: DON'T LOOK AT ME TAURUS IS EATING THE ENTIRE BATCH OF BROWNIES
Taurus: --sitting in the corner of the kitchen with the plate of brownies in his hand-- leave me alone
Aquarius: AND MIGHT I ADD GEMINI AND CANCER DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A CAKE
Gemini: alright Cancer crack the eggs, then put it in with the dry ingredients
Cancer: Okay... --cracks the egg completely open, and the yolk spills on the floor
Gemini: what the FUCK CANCER
Cancer: I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK
Aries: ...okay maybe you have a point.
Scorpio: --waving smoke away from the cookies-- Okay the cookies are slightly black (like my soul) but I think they're edible
Capricorn and Libra are sitting at the table.
Gemini: --furiously mixing in the mixing bowl-- Libra, could you offer a small bit of help?
Libra: --looks up from his phone-- oh yeah... yeah sure......
Sagittarius: LIBRA GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE AND HELP YOU TOO CAP
Capricorn: lol no
Sagittarius: --throws burnt cookies at Capricorn and Libra-- GET YOUR FAT ASSES UP
Libra: Ow! Those are hot! And burnt...
Scorpio: hey i spent a long time perfecting those cookies
Pisces: Well since you're horrible at baking, put this pot of noodles into the strainer over the sink. --gives Scorpio the strainer--
Scorpio: --pours noodles into the strainer and over the sink, and burns a bit of his arm-- BLOODY HELL WHY IS IT SO DAMN HOT
Aquarius: Heh, what an idiot --spills frosting for the cake on the floor-- FUCKK
Virgo: --trying to take the brownies from Taurus-- TAURUS LET GO OF THE BROWNIES THERE ARE ONLY TWO LEFT
Taurus: YOU CANT MAKE ME NOT DO WHAT I LOVEEEE
Gemini: Guys calm down!
Leo: Yeah! Gemini's right for once.
Aries: --looks at all the chaos that's happening-- ...how about we just not do Thanksgiving?
All look at Aries
Capricorn: That's what I've been saying from the start.
Libra: Ya ur all idiots
Cancer: --flips cake over onto the floor-- FUCK THIS CAKE
Aquarius: YEEEEAAAHHHHH
Its been a while since I've written my own of these lol
Sorry for the late upload and sorry it's so short, the next one will be way better
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zodiac short stories
RandomShort stories and one shots about the Zodiac signs getting into weird situations. Highest Rank: #84 in Random: 9/30/16 #95 in Zodiac: 9/13/18