Team Red: Pisces, Aquarius, Scorpio, Leo, Virgo, Libra
Team Blue: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aries, Capricorn, Cancer, Taurus
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Aries: --holding a ball-- Oho get ready Leo, I'm gonna throw this ball so hard against your face, you'll be paralyzed.
Leo: We'll see about that dear Aries. I think you're making threats because you're scared.
Aries: WELL THEN-
Pisces: Um, do we have to do this??
Cancer: Yeah this doesn't seem safe...
Libra: Relax it's fine, no one will get hurt
Virgo: That's a lie-
--whistle blows--
Pisces: HIDE ME --ducks behind Scorpio--
Scorpio: Don't worry, I'll protect you- AHH --dodges a ball--
Pisces: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
Gemini: --trying to hit Libra-- ARGH STAND STILL
Libra: Aw, it's so cute when you- --Aquarius hits him-- FUCK
Aquarius: THATS RIGHT BITCH --gets hit by Aries in the crossfire of him and Leo--
Leo: --throwing like every ball at Aries--
Aries: HAHA FUCK YOU
Pisces: --picks up a ball-- um...
Sagittarius: DO IT PISCES
Pisces: --throws it weakly--
Aries: --Pisces' ball hits him--
Pisces: --gasps-- OHMAHGERD
Aries: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Capricorn: --sitting in the corner on his phone--
Sagittarius: --hitting Capricorn with a ball-- GET UP
Capricorn: lol no
Taurus: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS
Virgo: yeah we're just getting hurt
Leo: But it's fun??
Cancer: Yeah, I love hitting people in the face!
Scorpio: --hits Cancer with a ball--
Cancer: HEY FUCK OFF
Scorpio: F I T E ME M 8
Aries: Guys come on we shouldn't be fighting.
Libra: Yeah, this is dangerous.
Capricorn: Yeah ur all idiots
Taurus: ...I won though
Sagittarius: UM I LASTED THE LONGEST
Aquarius: You guys are totally missing the point here!
Aquarius: ...but i won
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ugh this is so bad why do you guys like this book XD
i was thinking about doing a qna but i dunno
don't send me questions now, i'll announce when i do one lol
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zodiac short stories
RandomShort stories and one shots about the Zodiac signs getting into weird situations. Highest Rank: #84 in Random: 9/30/16 #95 in Zodiac: 9/13/18
