Seats:
Capricorn, Sagittarius, Leo
Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo
Aquarius, Libra, Gemini
Taurus, Cancer, AriesThe signs are traveling to Tokyo, Japan.
Gemini: --banging on the windows-- GET ME OFF THIS METAL SKY BUS
Leo: Stop banging on the windows! Their gonna break.
Virgo: Actually airplane windows are highly impenetrable
Gemini: I DONT CARE
Libra: Gem, calm down-
Gemini: whAT IF SOMEBODY OPENS THE EMERGENCY HATCHET THEN WE ALL GET SUCKED OUT AND EVEN IF WE SURVIVE ON THE PLANE SINCE WE'RE AT A HIGH ALTITUDE THE COLD AIR WILL FREEZE US TO DEATH-
Aries: Somebody shut her up
Cancer: --hits Gemini with a neck pillow-- GEMINI! We'll be fine.
Libra: --rubs Gemini's back-- Yeah, calm down.
Gemini: I CANT --gets brown paper bag and hyperventilates--
Taurus: --waves hand-- Flight attendant?
Flight Attendant: Yes, sir?
Taurus: May I have, like, 10 more bags of pretzels?
Flight Attendant: Um... s-sure? --walks to back of the plane--
Taurus: --looks at Cancer-- Wow, great service.
Cancer: ...you've already had ten bags.
Taurus: Well it's the airport's fault for not letting me bring my own food.
Aries: I don't think they were going to allowed an entire pizza on a plane...
Sagittarius: --listening to patd on her phone-- LETS KILL TONIGHT SHOW THEM ALL YOUR NOT THE ORDINARY TYPE
Capricorn: --pulls out one of Sagittarius ear buds-- I don't you should be yelling these song lyrics on a plane.
Sagittarius: Oh, right. Maybe I should listen to Lying Is The Most Fun-
Capricorn: NO
(patd fans will understand listening to these songs in public)
Capricorn: How about you listen to something a bit more tame?
Sagittarius: --scrolls through music-- hmmm... Oh! What about Play Date by M Martinez?
Capricorn: ...good enough
Gemini: I DON'T THINK I CAN BREATHE! LIBRA I CANT BREATHEEEE
Libra: --annoyed-- Gem, we've been in the air for 10 minutes-
Gemini: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Pisces: Gemini I hate planes too. In fact, I hate traveling. Vaccinations hurt...
Scorpio: --showing off-- Well Pisces, you need to learn to be strong, I won't be protecting you forever.
Scorpio: --bangs elbow on armrest-- BLOODY HELL
Pisces: you're so weak its unbelievable
Virgo: --pouring bottles of Purell on her hands-- --looks at Leo--
Virgo: Want some?
Leo: Um, no. That stuff stinks...
Virgo: Well Japan is a very dirty place compared to America-
Taurus: Virgo just drop it already.
Aquarius: Yeah. Btw Purell isn't really that good in killing germs.
Virgo: WHAT
Aquarius: lol jk
Virgo: i will kill you
Gemini: --breathing in and out of paper bag--
Sagittarius: BETTER KISS HOTTER TOUCH A BETTER FU-
Capricorn: --takes Sagittarius' phone before she can finish the lyrics--
Leo & Aquarius: --been sleeping almost the entire time--
Taurus: UM WHERE ARE MY PRETZELS
The whole plane now smells like Purell and salty pretzels.
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