A/N: First off, I want to say, this book is in no way supposed to be offensive in the sense it sort of mocks other Demigods Texting books. If it is, I'm really, really sorry, I wanted to write something different!
So many texting books, none of them really face the real problems demigods (might) have. So I decided to do it myself!
Hope you enjoy! And if you read this author's note, comment, and I'll follow you or read one of your books! If you have a specific book you want me to read, tell me. :D
Percy
Hi, Annabeth.
Annabeth
How long did it take you to remember the comma? XD
Percy
As long as it takes any demigod. Or dyslexic.
Annabeth
Touché.
Annabeth
Wait, Percy, demigods aren't supposed to have cellphones.
Percy
You have one!
Annabeth
That's different, I'm at camp, you're at school! :/
Percy
C'mon, what's the worst that can happen?
The Fates
:D
Percy
How did they get here? O.o
Percy
ANANBWTH GOTTA GO
Annabeth
Fates. What did you do?
The Fates
:)
Annabeth
-____- Is he going to die?
The Fates
*shruggy guy*
Annabeth
shruggy guy? How do you even have time for texting? Aren't you busy running the universe?
The Fates have left this conversation.
/B/L/O/O/P/
Hazel
Frankly, phones aren't that hard to handle... Aside from all these numbers... They're so hard to read, much less memorise!
Frank
Tell me about it.
Frank
Did you just use my name as a pun?
Hazel
Maybe...
Frank
Well, Levesquse me...
Hazel
That was so bad.
Frank
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful. :D
Hazel
(-_t)
/B/L/O/O/P/
Leo
Hey, man.
Leo
How dare thee ignore the Supersized King McShizzle??
Leo
C'mon, Nico, my dude, my dictionary, talk to me.
Leo
Seriously I'm so bored
Nico
Demigods shouldn't use phones, Valdez.
Leo
Wait, really? Why not?
Nico
Because it makes it easier for monsters to track us down.
Leo
That's bonkers!
Nico
Oh, really?
Nico
Look behind you.
Leo
Dude, if there's some ghost shiz going on behind me, I'm going to kill you.
Leo
HOLY HADES
Leo
THERE'S A HELLHO
Leo
That's Mrs O'Leary, isn't it.
Nico
What?? I sent a ghost??
Leo
So it's NOT Mrs O'Leary?
Nico
No.
Leo
Dude, I gotta go.
Nico
OH, YOU DON'T SAY?
/B/L/O/O/P/
Unknown Number
I shall call you Lizard. You will be my Lizard.
Jason
Leo, dude, stop changing your number just to send me anonymous texts. It's not funny anymore.
Unknown Number
I'm not Leo.
Jason
Uh huh. Right.
Unknown Number
Honest! I'm not! Leo smells and has way worse grammar!
Jason
Then who are you? Annabeth?
Unknown Number
Nope.
Jason
The Stoll Brothers?
Unknown Number
Nuh uh!
Jason
Reyna?
Unknown Number
No.
Jason
I'd block you but you're kinda funny.
Unknown Number
Flattery gets you no where!
Jason
AJDKEJJDEJJC
A/N #2: So, um... Sorry for the short chapter. I know it means nothing when writers say that, but still. Updates every two days! Or maybe more if I have the inspiration (and time)!
Reader Question: What's your favourite song at the moment? Why?
Author Answer: Tough one, er... I've tried so much new music recently. Kids by OneRepublic or Miles on My Heart by Kyle Reynolds? Or maybe a bunch of songs by Anarbor, one of my new favourite bands!
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