A/N: I'm writing this while procrastinating literally everything else I need to do. Be grateful. XD Seriously, it seems more often than not I'm extremely busy... it's a miracle I get to update. D: I'm loving Unknown Number, you guys, what about you? ;)
Will
I'M EATING
Nico
This is worthy of a text message... why?
Will
DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SEVEN SANDWICHES EVER AGAIN, YOUNG MAN
Nico
Seven sandwiches?
Will
SO THAT NO ONE CAN ASK ME TO SPLIT HALF OF THEM
Nico
Um
Nico
Three for you, three for me, cut the seventh one in half, and offer one of each side to both of us. Then it's halved.
Will
ARE YOU DEMANDING MY SANDWICHES??!
Nico
Yes. Yes, I am.
Will
Okay.
/B/L/O/O/P/
Travis
You, my friend, are a huge green bean.
Connor
As are you, brother.
Travis
NO, I'M A GRAPEFRUIT
Connor
Why a grapefruit?
Travis
Because I like grapefruits.
Connor
Sounds legit.
/B/L/O/O/P/
Leo
I beckon you to the lake, my dictionary.
Percy
Why do you call everyone a dictionary?
Leo
Because it has every word in the world in it. That's how I'd describe all of my friends. :)
Percy
Aww!
Leo
Including dickhead. XD
Percy
-_-
/B/L/O/O/P/
Annabeth
I don't get it. Just yesterday, when I called Percy a dictionary, he said it was the most romantic thing anyone had ever said to him.
Piper
And today?
Annabeth
And today I called him a dictionary and he pushed a cream pie in my face and ran away yelling, "LEOOOOO!"
Piper
That's weird. I asked Jason if he wanted to play basketball and he pointed at me and said in this weird Gollum voice, "YOUUUU...."
Annabeth
Wanna know what else is weird?
Piper
Not really, but what?
Annabeth
THERE'S A HELLHO
Annabeth
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