A/N: WASSUP! I haven't updated in like, two months, but aye, I'm updating, at the very least. Be grateful, I'm at the lowest point of the year for me right now. XP ENJOY!
Leo
YOU LOVE LEOOOOO
Unknown Number
how did you get my number boi
Leo
LLLLEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Unknown Number
LLLLELOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOELOEOEOLEOEO
Leo
Okay, you've officially out-weirded me.
Unknown Number
:)
/B/L/O/O/P/
Annabeth
I've got a bad feeling something weird's about to happen...
Percy
Could it be we're going to wear matching sea King and sea Queen costumes for Halloween and throw little toy fish at people's hair but plot twist, they're real fish, and now the people we threw them at are getting their brains sucked out by little not-so-adorable-after-all fishies?
Annabeth
What? No.
Percy
Okay, new question.
Annabeth
Uh, alright.
Percy
Can we do that?
Annabeth
No.
/B/L/O/O/P/
Leo
Will you go out with me?
Rachel
Nope.
/B/L/O/O/P/
Meanwhile, in some alternate universe, far, far away, in which for some bizarre reason, Grant Gustin was never born (*Skylar gasps*) and Cisco isn't adorable (*Sazzy says pfft that universe doesn't exist foolish Kat*), Percy and Annabeth also don't get together. (*Kat also dies in this universe*)
Percy
Hey. :)
Rachel
Nope.
Back to your regularly scheduled programming now!
/B/L/O/O/P/
Jason
Hey, Rachel, can I ask you something?
Rachel
Nope.
Jason
Not that.
Rachel
Oh, no, I just don't like answering people.
Jason
Uh. Okay... Have you seen Annabeth around lately? Percy said she went to go see some family down in Boston but I don't think anyone's told her that Apollo is a mortal and that Percy got half-involved.
Rachel
What makes you say that?
Jason
Well, first of all, Percy isn't dead yet.
Rachel
What makes you say that?
Jason
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
Rachel
Sorry my phone autocorrected "good point" to "what makes you say that"
Jason
O.O
/B/L/O/O/P/
Magnus
Hey, is this Percy, Annabeth's boyfriend?
Percy
No, this is Perseus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Jackson, Annabeth's boyfriend.
Magnus
Oookay... Can I ask you a few questions about the Greek gods?
Percy
Let me get you my copy-pasted FAQ list.
Percy
1.) Are they actually as wise and wonderful as they are in mythology? No.
2.) Do they care and comfort the mortals of planet earth? No.
3.) Are they perfectly capable of handling their own problems and quests because they are, after all, gods with unlimited gifts and powers? Yes.
4.) Do they still ask you to handle each and every single freaking one of them? No. They ask me to handle each and every single freaking one of them.
Magnus
Are you actually obsessed with blue food?
Percy
Yes.
Magnus
Do you actually have a pen sword?
Percy
Yes.
Magnus
Do you like falafel?
Percy
No.
Magnus
You have answered 0 out of 3 questions correctly. I deny you the right to date my cousin.
Percy
I deny you the right to deny me the right to date your cousin!
Magnus
I deny you the right to deny me the right to deny you the right to date my cousin.
Percy
I take your denial of the right to deny the right of denying the right to date your cousin, and lay down the denial of your right to deny me the right to deny you the right to date your cousin.
Magnus
...
Magnus
Okay, I'm impressed by your sass. I return the right to date my cousin.
Percy
Das right ain't nobody mess with Persassius
Magnus
Don't push it.
/B/L/O/O/P/
A/N #2: WHO ELSE IS HYPED FOR BOOK 3 OF MCGA?? I mean, book 2 just came out and we don't even know the title yet, but STILL!!! Please remember not to post any spoilers in the comments (or even your board, #respect your followers) for anyone who hasn't read it yet!
Q: Has anybody heard of Sabrina Carpenter? Are you excited for her album on e 14th of October?!? What's your favourite song on EVOLution so far?
A: For the first question: HELL YEAH. I STAN HER SO HARD I LOVE SABRINA MORE THAN I LOVE PJO AND THAT'S A LOT!!!! For the second question, see answer to first answer. For the third question, I love, love, love Thumbs! I mean, On Purpose, All We Have Is Love, and Run and Hide are all spectacular songs and I have them on all my playlists, but Thumbs? Wow. Queen. Slay. Top. I love her. I love Thumbs. Thumbs up x848482029848183.
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