A/N: Hey, guys! Random, but why not XD: once upon a time, on a peaceful night, a girl was eating a taco. She got up, and went to clean her cup at the sink. And brought her taco with her. That girl was me. The end.
Annabeth
Percy, I forgot my phone by the lake.
Percy
Wait for it...
Annabeth
Wait for what?
Percy
Wait a little longer...
Annabeth
Can you just get my phone???
Percy
HOW LONG DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WAIT
Annabeth
I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT QUESTION
Annabeth
Oh
/B/L/O/O/P/
Unknown Number
I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY! WITH A BIG BLACK BAG AND A KNIFE, WHY IS IT RED? OOPS, I THINK BARNEY IS DEAD!
Jason
That's not the version I grew up with...
/B/L/O/O/P/
Reyna
Apple is better.
Piper
No, oranges!
Reyna
That was not the response I was expecting.
Piper
Yes, my dictionary, I tend to defy all odds.
Reyna
Dictionary?
Piper
I don't know, Leo calls everyone a dictionary...
/B/L/O/O/P/
Hazel
I have a song stuck in my head.
Percy
I'm literally sitting right next to you. Not across from you, not in the next room, Hazel, I'm NEXT TO YOU.
Hazel
What does that have to do with anything?
Percy
Never mind. What song, then?
Hazel
Riptide by Vance Joy. Specifically the chorus.
Percy
Okay, uh... "Lady, running down to the riptide
Something that rhymes with riptide
I'm gonna be your left hand man."
Hazel
Those aren't the words.
Percy
I'm trying to help get it out of your head by singing it for you!
Hazel
How is texting it the same as singing?? Can't you sing it out loud, you're right next to me. Not across from me, not in the next room, you're NEXT TO ME.
Percy
I give up.
/B/L/O/O/P/
Mr D
The blind man said to his friends the deaf man and the mute man, "I don't get why I wear sunglasses. I don't see the point." The mute man just stared at him.
Chiron
What?
Mr D
Said the deaf man.
/B/L/O/O/P/
Percy
!!!
Leo
???
Percy
*^*
Leo
>.>
Percy
.-.
Leo
-_-
Percy
!@*?$
Leo
Whoa, dude, watch the language.
/B/L/O/O/P/
Piper
I could while away the hours,
Conferring with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain
Percy
Oh, I know this one!
"And my head I would be scratching,
While my thoughts were busy hatching,
If only I had a brain."
Percy
I fell right into that one didn't I
/B/L/O/O/P/
Other Unknown Number
YOU'RE INSECURE
Jason
Please no
Other Unknown Number
DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR
Jason
Why
Other Unknown Number
YOU TURN HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR!
Jason
WHY ME
Other Unknown Number
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT
Jason
No response
Other Unknown Number
EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOU
Jason
I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU
Other Unknown Number
BABY YOU GET HIT WITH A BRICK MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE
THE WAY THAT YOU PASS OUT GETS ME OVERWHELMED
AND WHEN YOU FALL TO THE GROUND ONLY PIPER HELPS
YOU DON'T KNOW, OH, OH
YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE A BASKETBALL!
Jason
Is this Percy
Other Unknown Number
Yes
A/N #2: SO! We figured out who Other Unknown Number is, but Unknown Number the original is still a mystery... any guesses? ;) As I said before, if you read the first author's note, tell me so I can follow you and read your stuff! I'm going out now, but here's the question:
Reader Question: Which is your favourite Rick Riordan series? Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, Trials of Apollo, Demigods and Magicians?
Author Answer: I really love MCGA so far! PJO will always hold a special place in my heart, I mean, it's where it all began, but MCGA — it's one of the first books he's written so far that I felt as excited as I did when I first read The Lightning Thief. I'm still yet to read TKC, so maybe my answer will change in time!
EDIT: Apparently I'm not going out. So maybe another chapter later? XD :)
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