Hacked!

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Flynn: This is Flynn Rider here, and as of now, the Disnerds have been hacked! We've overridden the account with Disney characters from everywhere!

Anna: Am I too late? Did I miss it? Dang it, I knew I shouldn't have slept in again!

Dory: You didn't miss it. Wait. What are we talking about?

Marlin: It's some kind of crash party. Don't worry, it just started.

Pooh: Does anyone have some honey?

Tigger: T-I-double ge-er, that spells Tigger!

Jasmine: We all know that.

Scar: What kind of a princessy party is this?

Ursula: I gave up Triton's triton for this?!

Rapunzel: Okay, I don't know why I'm here, but I'm telling!

Elsa: Me too!

Flynn: Stop being babies! They won't know!

Angel: Flynn? Whatcha got there?

Flynn: It's a Disney hack part-oh. Gotta blast! Bye!

Angel: Eugene Fitzherbert! You get back here right now!

Flynn: Ow! Ow! OW! MY EAR! OKAY, OKAY, LET ME GO!!

Elsa: Let it gooooo! Wait, what? I thought we already finished that.

Angel: Everyone leaves in under the five seconds I give, or else they're dead. I don't care that this account is for Disney. GET OUT!

Cruella: Ooh, scary voice! You'd make a great villain!

Angel: I don't care who you are; get out!

Cruella: I'm gone!

Angel: Except you, Flynn. Stay.

Flynn: It's not like I have a choice. You have me by my ear.

Merida: My mum did that to five men at once.

Angel: Merida. My patience is this close to cracking. Get out.

Merida: Good luck, Flynn! You'll need it.

Angel: Okay, I have nothing. That scary blow out wore me out.

Flynn: So I can go now? Am I free?

Angel: Yes, but wait for your punishment...

Flynn: You got Rapunzel to tie me up in a chair with her hair again? What's the big deal? Wait, this isn't Rapunzel's hair!

Angel: Of course it isn't! Wait for it...

*clang goes the pan over his head*

Angel: High five, Rapunzel!

Rapunzel: That's not even the best part!

Flynn: AHHHHHH! Ugh, Pascal, you Gotta stop doing that!

Angel: Nice touch! I gotta bounce; my friend's birthday party is in a few, and I gotta be there in pixelated version. You're dead meat the next time I see you, Rider.

Flynn: Uh oh....As if. You're only five feet tall. You can't do real damage.

Rapunzel: She's better with the pan than I am.

Flynn: Okay, that's not creepy at all.

Rapunzel: And she can do better sword fighting than Max.

Flynn: Well, I'm gone!

Rapunzel: Bye Angel! See you next time! Hope some people actually ask questions!!

Angel: Bye!

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