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Stupid Maui

Angel: Heyo!! I'm back again to have a chat with Moana and her crew!! Look! She even brought Tua and Hei-Hei!

Moana: Hi! It's so nice to meet one of the founders of DisnerdsCentral! By the way guys, this is Angel's way of self promo.

Angel: Psh! What? No! It isn't!

Maui: Hey! Who's insulting me up there?

Angel: I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.

Hei-Hei: Bawk BAWKK!

Angel: You do realize you're just a stupid chicken with no meaning to life?

Moana: That's mean! It might be true, but still!

Angel: I'm sorry. It's my fault. I sacrifice my sleep for Disney, and I'm sorry I'm taking it out on Hei-Hei. You wanna gang up on Maui instead?

Moana: Do I have an evil grin on my face? Oh yeah I do!!

Maui: No one answered my question!! By the way, nice to me you. I'm Maui- demigod of the wind and sea, hero to everyone.

Angel: Nice to meet you too. I'm Angel- demigod child of Hermes, Slytherin beater, the kicker of butt which includes yours.

Maui: Feisty!

Angel: I'm just gonna ignore you...So Moana, how was it saving the world?

Moana: It was a teensy bit stressful, like most things are.

Angel: Just a teensy bit- well, my life is over now.

*girls laugh together*

Maui: You know, I think I'll just take my HAWK form and fly for a bit.

Angel: Can't. I kinda nicked your fishhook.

Maui: Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

Angel: My cow will not be dishonored!

Maui: Hey Moana! You two are like two peas in a pod!

Angel: Except I'm not a wayfinder. What you guys did in the movie was really cool!

Maui: Movie? What is this movie you speak of? This term is unfamiliar to me.

Angel: Oh man, my boss is gonna kill me for this. Um...Nothing! It was nothing. It's a word I made up.

Maui: You're cuckoo.

Moana: Play nice, you two. I didn't come all the way over here to listen to you fight.

Angel: As long as he doesn't throw me overboard or pee into whatever kind of liquid I'll be in contact with, I'm good.

Maui: How'd you know about that?!

Angel: Dang it! Stupid tiredness. My boss is so gonna fire me. The ocean is my friend?

Maui: Nice try, princess. What kind of goddess are you? You're so tiny and innocent looking.

Angel: Okay, first of all, I don't have an animal sidekick, nor am I wearing a dress, which contradicts what you defined what a princess was. Second of all, just because I'm barely five feet tall and I still have baby fat in my cheeks doesn't mean that I'm not powerful. In fact, I'm not even a goddess!

Moana: Deep breaths, Angel. Think of the ocean. Calm waves lapping at your ankles. Hee hoo. Hee hoo.

Angel: That demigod of yours should watch his mouth. I still have his fishhook.

Maui: Such big threats for a small child!

Angel: I'm thirteen years old, thank you very much. In Korean years, I'm fourteen! In no way am I a child!

Maui: Honey, when you get to be as old as I am, seventy year old people will be classified as children to you.

Moana: Okay, that's it! We're leaving! You're being disrespectful to our host when she kindly invited us here!

Maui: She just blew a raspberry at me!

Angel: No I didn't. Stop trying to make me look bad. Anyways, feel free to stop by anytime, Moana! Just without him.

Moana: Can do! And remember guys, keep sending in questions to keep the people at DisnerdsCentral busy!! Bye!

Angel: Shameless self promo again. But seriously though-send in questions! Please!!!!

DISCLAIMER:
IN NO WAY DO I ACTUALLY HATE MAUI THAT MUCH IN REAL LIFE; THIS CHAT JUST TURNED OUT LIKE THAT! I'M SUPER TIRED, SO I'LL SEE YOU DISNERDS ON THE OTHER SIDE!!

-Elsa