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Why So Sad?

Angel: So @Miss_Disney had a question for Eeyore, but I'm afraid that's a question that he can't answer himself. So today, we have a Winnieology and Poohism expert with us to tell you what they've discovered.

Expert: Ah, yes. The most predictable question for those interested in Winnie the Pooh. Why do the characters act like they do? Well, you see, when Winnie the Pooh was created, each character was made to represent select problems humans had. I believe that Tigger showed signs of ADHD. In that way, Eeyore was made to represent severe depression, which is why he acts the way he does even with his friends' support.

Angel: That was the real answer. The next answer is made a Winnie the Pooh speculator, so please keep in mind the facts.

Unknown: You see, when Eeyore was a very young donkey he was teased and treated badly by all of his friends and family, and they cut off his tale and ate it. In order to fix his tail loss, he pinned a piece of fabric on his buttocks and tied a pink ribbon on the end to remind him self that things would get better. He became more and more depressed and soon someone unknown sent a fire on his nice 1 story brick house. He did not have sufficient funds to rebuild so he had to build his house out of sticks. All of his friends left him because he smelled bad. All of these things and more led to his serious depression.

Angel: .....Well then...there's your answer! I have to go...contemplate my life...

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