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Angel: Hello, hello! I'm back at lunchtime with another update. Coincidentally, this interview is about diets. Thanks to Kay_Hufflepuff4ever as well as CaitlinEViolet for these questions!

Judy: Officer Hopps at your service! Hey Angel! How've you been?

Angel: Eating meat?

Judy: Wrong answer! Hahaha why are we here today?

Angel: Well, our friends were curious about carnivores' diets in Zootopia, so since it's lunchtime, I thought it'd be fitting to have an interview.

Nick: Here I am! The star of the show.

Angel: Aw, I missed you too.

Judy: Well, I'm not a carnivore, so I can't help you with this one. ...fine. Nick, take it away.

Nick: What's the question, Angel?

Angel: They want to know: what do carnivores eat in your world? And what about that naturalist club? Do the carnivores there eat meat?

Nick: Obviously, we eat humans!

Judy: Nick! You're scaring the poor girl. He's lying, by the way.

Nick: Haha, sorry. It's fun to freak you humans out. Anyways, the animals that would be carnivores in your world are, technically speaking, insectivores. We eat plant-based proteins and insects.

Angel: What about the naturalist club?

Nick: Oh, the carnivores there eat insects too. Most of the naturalists there are herbivores anyways.

Angel: Do you guys have a favorite place to stop by and eat?

Nick: Oh yeah! It's called Bug-Burga and it's got these really crunchy cicada burgers that really do a number if you eat it with a grasshopper shake.

Judy: Nick...she's shuddering. Stop it!

Nick: Fine. Sorry for freaking you out a little. But I know that some places in your world do eat bugs and find them a delicacy, so really, it's not that bad.

Angel: Well, my dad's had a scorpion before. I don't really like to think about it, but thanks. I hope that answered your questions, guys!

Judy: Call us again sometime. We'd love to visit again.

Nick: What she means is: she wants to skip work for a little longer.

Judy: Do not!

Nick: Do too.

Judy: Do not!

Nick: Do too.

Judy: Do not!

Nick: Do not!

Judy: Do too! Wait...Nick!

Nick: That's my name, dearest.

Judy: You better get hopping before I catch you!

Nick: Bye, Angel! It was great talking to you!

Angel: Bye, Nick! Good luck!

Judy: OH HE'S GONNA NEED IT.

Angel: Those two...well, anyways, submit more questions so I can do something with my time! I know school's starting soon or has already started for most of you, so good luck and I'll see you next time! Oh, and below is the Tweet I took my information from.

well, anyways, submit more questions so I can do something with my time! I know school's starting soon or has already started for most of you, so good luck and I'll see you next time! Oh, and below is the Tweet I took my information from

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