Snippets of Time // Bungou Stray Dogs x Reader One-Shots

How I Met Your Mother // Dazai Osamu x Reader [OLD]

(old work — 2016)

Hello, people who may or may not be reading! As you can see, I am back at it again... With the white vans-
Internet: *Appears*
Internet: *Slaps Grim*
Internet: *Disappears*
Ok... Anyway, as you can see, I am here bringing you another Television series play-off! Whoo! Now, on with it!

This is going to be LONG.

**Note, that video is a two hour loop of the same 12 seconds, so if you're going to get sick of it, don't play it.**
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Staring:
Dazai Osamu as Ted Mosby
Chuuya Nakahara as Barney Stinson
Ryuunosuke Akutagawa as Marshall Erikson
Higuchi Ichiyou as Lily Aldrin
Yosano Akiko as Robin Scherbatsky
(L/n) (Y/n) as The Mother

Guest Staring:
Kunikida Doppo as Narrator Ted Voice

"Kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your mother?" Dazai asked as the view was of his kids, (B/n) and (G/n), sitting on the couch. (B/n) groaned.

"Ugh, this is gonna take a while, isn't it?" He asked.

"Yes, so settle down." Dazai replied as his children sighed and listened. "Now, it all started in the year of 2016..."

*Cue flashback ripples*

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Everyone sat at the booth, talking and drinking. Then, Chuuya walked in quickly and took the seat at the end of the table. He straightened his tie and did the smirk. Yosano took another sip of her alcoholic beverage and looked at Chuuya.

"Hey, where'd the overalls go?" She asked, eyebrow raised.

"Glad you asked, heh heh." Chuuya chuckled.

"Don't tell me you actually-"

"Yup!" Chuuya exclaimed and clapped his hands together once as everyone at the table groaned in disgust. "Told you I could do it!"

"And then she walked in," Dazai told his kids. "Your moth-"

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"That's not what happened." Dazai was cut off from his story. Chuuya came and sat on the edge of the couch.

"Hey, Uncle Chuuya!" (G/n) greeted. He nodded and went 'wassup?'.

"Chuuya, can you please leave. I'm trying to tell them how I met (Y/n)." Dazai tried to shoo Chuuya away.

"Well, if you're gonna tell them, tell them correctly." Chuuya turned his body to face the two children. "Kids, I'm gonna tell you the story of how Dazai met your mother."

*Cue flashback ripples*

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"We were having a race," Chuuya narrated.

"Well, the subway is by far the fastest way to travel in New York." Higuchi claimed as she took a sip from her cup.

"Uhm, I beg to differ- Taxi is the most efficient mode of transportation in all of New York." Yosano said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"No, no, no. All you need is two healthy legs and you can get anywhere!" Akutagawa patted his thighs.

"Dude, you can't outrun a bus. No one can beat the bus!" Dazai told everyone.

"Tch, oh please! I've got a way that's so fast, it'll beat all of you! Even if I sat down and ordered a big juicy stake from Big Girl's*" Chuuya said confidently as he sipped his drink.