Random Crap

Roses are read, Violets are blue

Roses are red

Violets are prickly

And might I just say

That escalated quickly

Roses are red 

that much is true 

But Violets are purple

Not fu*king blue 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm sick of this poem

and you probably are too

(break ups)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You really think I would cry over you?

I said I love you

and you thought that was true

Well guess what Player

You just got played too

(I'm sorry I thought this was brilliant XP)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your window is open

I'm climbing through

Your parents are asleep

and so are you

I'm in your bedroom

watching you

(for a birthday)

Roses are red

Violets are pleasant

Your getting a cookie

instead of a present!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

That's what they all say

But it just isn't true

Roses are red

and apples are too

But violets are violet

Violets aren't blue

An orange is orange

But Greenland's not green

a pinky's not pink

so what does it mean?

to call something blue when it's not 

we defile it

But aw, what the heck

it's hard to rhyme "violet"

(XDDD)

Roses are red 

I have a phone

Nobody texts me

Forever alone ;-;

(mature content a bit aka I cringed halfway ;-;)

Roses are red

Nuts are brown 

Skirts go up

Pants go down

Body to Body 

Skin to Skin

When it's stiff, stick it in

It goes in dry, and comes out wet

The longer it's in, the stronger it gets

It comes out dripping, and starts to sag

It's not what you think......

It's a Lipton Teabag XP

Bless your dirty mind 

Mario is red

Megaman is blue

Will you be my Player 2?

I am so sorry :|

I know 100% that you did not say these without singing it :P