Random Crap

story texts

So I was texting my friend and she wasn't responding. So I was drinking apple juice and I started writing random things and this is the result.

sso 

people believe

that I bleed applejuice

because i drink applejuice

but I'm not a elephant

and yet they are still confused

i mean my trunk 

is 

grey

  and others  

  have tan

but people like to cut my face

and it

 orange

not my fault

I have spots

instead 

of stripes

but I was like

my tail

is more fluffier than all of them

and they all mess with it

makes me have to shower

and the shower is the one 

that bleeds applejuice

because everyone should know

that showers favor applejuice

down the drain

so they all lied

so what

my shower likes applejice

and it gets some on me

like wat

I bleed oranges

but nooo

ur suppose to bleed starbursts

whatever 

they can bits my blueberries

that i store

 in my sink

why the sink

because it holds fruit

the fridge you put stuff in and it comes out lavahot

4752734809508942805720893478579203748957 died from eating it to early

which I guess

should be illegal

but eh

there are no laws

because

everyone 

is to scared of

 the dragonflies 

the dragonflies

are like

blankets

and they like sitting

 on people 

and they huge

and they sit there all day

and they so heavy

and they annoying

and they do it only if people do bad things

and the elephants

whisper

do they drink apple juice?

and I just sat there

drinking my juice box

and they thought

I was gonna die

from the exhaustion from holding the dragonflies

but I was like

no that can't happen

there is no recorded history saying that they like applejuice

and they really like fans

so we give our fans

every year

at this carnival

and that sounds like a bad thing

the weather is controlled by the dragonflies

so it ain't to hot

but it ain't to cole

cold

cole is a dragonfly

and he really likes coffee

but they say that coffee is a gift from Satan

or so the England said

even though we have no countries

it's a group

look it up on oogler

which is our Google

so yeah

that is

my life

I hop you enjoyed

the llamas are on their way now

so I should be

rolling along

YOU'RE WELCOME :DDDD

- Kat 2017  

(most of the misspelled things were on purpose XDD I know it's weird)