Knife song

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There's an old tradition a game we all can play

 it starts by getting liquored up and sharpening your blade

You take a shot of whiskey and grab your knife and pray 

you spread apart your fingers and this is what you say!


Oh I have all my fingers

 the knife goes chop chop chop

 and if I miss the spaces in between 

my fingers will come off

and if I hit my fingers

the blood with soon come out 

But all the same I play this game cause that's what it's all about


No you can't you a pencil

You can't use a pen

the only way is with a knife when danger is your friend

Some may call it stupid some may call it dumb

But all the same we play the game cause it's so dang fun


Oh I have all my fingers 

 the knife goes chop chop chop 

if I miss the spaces in between 

my fingers will come off

and if I hit my fingers

the blood with soon come out

But all the same I play this game

cause that's what it's all about

Oh chop chop chop chop chop chop chop 

I'm picking up the speed 

and if I hit my fingers

then my hand with start to bleed. 

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