So today while I was on the bus after school, I was turning on my phone to look at my notifications. I looked to see a voicemail, and it was a number I didn't recognized. I decided to listen to it (being the *ahem* smart person I am) and it turned out to be a teacher. She was talking at a bit of a fast space and I didn't understand what she said when she mentioned the school (she also said her name). But she then got slower so I could understand, and it was something about this student named Kory (or Cory, but let's just say it with a 'K' idk why but I imagined it started with a 'K')
This voicemail was sent at 8:00 AM, and she had said (according to the voicemail I have) "Hi, this is Miss (something that starts with a D) at (insert school name here) Kory's teacher. Um, I'm having some difficulties with Kory this morning. He is not following directions, he is um not- just not doing what he should be doing and I would very much like you to call me back thank you goodbye."
and I'm like oh snap Kory being a bad boy, sorry miss but I don't have time to pick up whoever this 'Kory' is. I get to get home for dinner!
So now I have a child who god knows how old, who's now my son and he's basically being naughty XD
Kory: Mom?
Kat: Who are you?
Kory: I'm your son.
Kat: SINCE WHEN???!?!?
Kory: Since I was a baby??
Kat: But I didn't even go to collage yet!!
Kory: Mom what are you talking about? I got a detention today at school, didn't the teacher give you a call or something??
Kat: HOW DID THIS CHILD SUDDENLY CLAIM ME AS RESPONSIBLE!?
Kory: Mom you're so embarrassing!!
Otto: Kat you never told me you had a son :D
Kat: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HE'S MY SON!!
Kory: Where's dad?
Kat: KID I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP YET! ....................LIKE A REAL ONE!!!
Kory: Mom omg can you not?
Kat: FOR ALL I KNOW YOU COULD BE OLDER THEN ME!!!
Kory: Mom stop.
Kat: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!!!
Kory: Mom stop it! Omg you're so dramatic.
Kat: WHY DID I WRITE YOU AS A TEEN????
Kory: Mommy what is a teen?
KAt: WHAT IS MY LIFE!?!?!?
Otto: Are you gonna keep him?
Fate: YYYYYYUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP
Destiny: Yeah
Kory and Otto: yay :3
Kat: *in disbelief* wha-
Kat: Great now I have to worry about this kid dying -_-
Kory: wait what
Edit: I got a voicemail AGAIN from the same teacher. Apparently I 'called' but the teacher was too busy teaching 😂
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