Battle scars

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Person: Is that a cut on ur finger?
Kat: Yeeeahhh I uh...cut it when I was uh...doing something for charity.
What really happened
Kat: *playing with a fidget spinner*
Fidget spinner: TOOO FASTTT
Kat: OW WHAT THE-*sees finger scratch* wow....just....wow
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Kat: *swimming*
Wall: *teleportation*
Kat: *bumps into it with knee* OW *looks at knee*
Knee: *Huge bruise that wasn't caused by the wall*
Kat: Wow
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Kat: *moves a bit*
Foot: *stabbing sensation*
Kat: CAN I NOT NETFLIX???
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Kat: *walks on wooden floor*
Foot: AHHHHHH
Kat: WHAT??? *looks at foot*
Splinter: You cant get me out, and if u try I will burn u.
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Person: WHAT HAPPENED TO UR FACE???
Kat: *has a bunch of scratch marks and looks a bit beaten* Well.
Before
Kat: La la la *falls on grass* WHY THE HELL
(I was actually pushed but whatever)
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Person: Why are u walking like that?
Kat: Well
From the start
Kat: *wearing flip flops while playing Pokemon Go*
Later
Feet: AHHHHHHHHH
Kat: SHUT UP, I JUST GOT A EEVEE!
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Now representing the worst pain I've felt
Kat: *reads book*

BeforeKat: La la la *falls on grass* WHY THE HELL(I was actually pushed but whatever)---Person: Why are u walking like that?Kat: WellFrom the startKat: *wearing flip flops while playing Pokemon Go*LaterFeet: AHHHHHHHHHKat: SHUT UP, I JUST GOT A EE...

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Kat: I will never be the same.

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