Waddup Boi!!!111!!!

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So my iPad died and my charger flunked out for a while like the buthole it is.
So
Yeah
237 baby
Yay
Um
So
Ummmmm
I'm going to do this thing
To celebrate
It's sucky and boring but whatever
DaFoxThatTalks favorite phrases/Things heard

"I'm a lesbian,"
"I thought you were American?"
Sorry if this is offensive but I had to list this
"You had one job...."
"Idk, can you?
"I doored the open"
*I opened the door Foxified*
"I SOILED THE KRUSTY KRAB NAME! SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT!"
"How stupid are you?"
"Uh . . . Verys."
"Escaprebuttpion?"
*Pronounced S-Cop-Prey-Butt-Pee-On, my mother was trying to spell escape button *
"1, 2, 3, 6, 9, 3, 5 . . . . 5 , 2 . . .10!"
*How to count to ten according to my sister *
"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, J, K, Q, Z!"
*The true alphabet *
"Why it's ______er than a ________ on a ________ in a______"
*Southern euphemisms*
"WATERMELON"
*The correct pronunciation will always be Water-Mel-Own*
"I was bouncing on Uranus . . ."
*Elapse time : two seconds . . .LOoooloooooooolollllloolooooool
Bad dirty jokes are best jokes*
"I like turtles "

I can't think of anything else. . .
Stay awesome
I lub u guys!

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