[Discontinued] Life As Host #8 (Ouran High School Host Club)

The Physical Exams!!

(Ryuu's POV)

"Ryuu-kun, what on earth are you doing?" One of my customers asked upside down.

"Umm nothing..." I replied looking at them upside down.

"Why are you upside down then?" Another asked. Thinking for a second I came up with something cheesy to say back.

"I am trying to find other ways to see your beauty, because one is just not enough. Plus it is fun to watch you this way." I said with a wink making the girls all swoon. Then I went back to staring off in the distance with my world upside down. The customers soon left but I continued to stay in my position upside down.

"Ryuu what on earth-"

"are you doing?" The twins asked upside down as they strode over.

"Can't anyone tell I am in a freaking tree hanging upside down!" I said getting woozy and a little peeved.

"But why?" Hikaru asked.

"Because I thought it would be an interesting way to watch the damn cherry blossoms. Okay?"

"You know your face is getting redder." Kaoru said poking my cheek.

"Ryuu get down from there." Kyoya said noticing me upside down.

"No."

"Yes."

"No, I don't wanna."

"Fine, twins you have my permission to tickle him if it means getting him down." Kyoya said with the evil glint in his eyes. The twins turned to look at me with Cheshire grins and ran to my sides. Each of them took one of my sides and began to tickle me. I couldn't help it and I burst into laughter. My legs hold on the tree lessened and I felt my self begin to slip.

"Stop it- Hahaha! I'm going to fa-" I tried saying when my legs slipped and I face planted with the ground.

Jumping back up I brushed off the dirt from my Yukata and started to speak "I'm good," I said before falling backwards onto the ground.

"Ryuu are you okay?" Kyoya asked rushing over to me. I could only laugh a little as I held my thumb up.

"Here." Kyoya said letting out a sigh. but upon seeing my cheesy grin he smiled too and helped me stand up fully.

"You know the physical exams are coming up." Honey-senpai said making everyone turn their heads. Haruhi and I just stared at each other she not being really phased by it.

"That is not good. We will be found out." Haruhi and I said in unison.

Everyone including Kyoya (for once) were scared out of their minds when we said that and immediately started contemplating what to do.

"Well we're going to get change, see you guys back at the club room." I said pulling Haruhi's arm as I returned to the school.

~Tiny Time Skip~

Soon after everyone got changed Tamaki went off to fantasy land and I resumed my usual staring out into the distance. Everyone was enjoying their normal time consuming crap. Honey with his sweets, Kyoya with his work and the twins just goofing off. Tamaki coming back from La-la land started to draw a line separating Haruhi, Him and I (Unintentionally) from the others. Also referring to them as the Homosexual Support group.

"Tamaki, think this out you idiot. If they discover Haruhi's identity she won't be able to pose as a boy, making her quit the club. Not to mention she was popular with the guys in middle school. So that means you'd never see her at all and you' be dealing with some serious competition." I started to say returning my attention back to the group.