The reason why I hate spoons

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Okay so I have to tell ya why I hate spoons. They killed Brok *cries* okay *wipes tears* Brok is this character I made up in like a minute at school.
What Brok looked like: Brok was a tall tan chunky man with a unicorn tattoo on his face(the unicorn I drew)
Brok's age:32
Brok's backstory: Brok used to sell American candy to Mexico for over $100 dollars. How we met was I was getting candy and I saw him and he gave me free candy.
He went to jail after that and I was his pen pal. We talked a lot but not that much since he got his writing privileges provoked because he punched someone in the gut for saying his unicorn tattoo was girly.
Brok's death: Brok was killed by the spoon bandit. The spoon was shoved through his skull only because he stole the spoon ate pudding with it and didn't clean it afterwards. That is why I hate spoons. The spoon bandit disappeared after that for *cough* for unknown reasons *cough* so yeah that is the story of Brok.

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