1) Studies shows that birthdays are leading cause of death.
2) The problem about quotes on the internet is that their not accurate.
~ Abraham Lincoln
3) Breakfast tastes better at dinner.
4) Being sleepy is like being drunk everything is funnier nothing makes sense.
5) You never noticed a typo until AFTER you press send.
6) You always think of the perfect comeback hours after you needed it.
7) 1 893 629 891 people were too lazy to read that sexy number.
8) Life gives you questions google gives you answers.
9) Brothers and sisters are like cats and dogs everyone knows they don't get along.
10) You make more noise when trying to be quiet.
11) Jealousy is what you're good at when you suck at everything else.
12) Only a real genius can say these four words fast -eye-yam-stu-pod.
13) Being skinny is nice but chocolate is better.
14) The best way of being remembered is by borrowing my money from them.
15) If plan A doesn't work always remember there's 25 more letters.
16) it's an iPhone not an ourphone or an usphone or an wephone, it's MINE lay of.
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my random madness
HumorI was bored and didn't have anything to do so I'm sorry if it's stupid.
