my random madness

couple of ways to get kick out of wal-mart

I'm not responsible for any damage or trouble you get in so don't go and blame me.

1) Hold Barbie for ransom.

2) Tape a walkie talkie to the back of Barbie and tell a kid that you know where they live.

3) Throw items into the next aisle and see if you can score somebody's cart.

4) Still someone cart and run of while saying, "To the bat cave Robin"

5) Walk to a large group of people then hit your head and say, "Shut up in there."

6) Run throw the make-up aisle while yelling, "THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN AISLE 3!"

7) Throw a fake rudder snake at a lady and watch her freak out.

8) Replace the eggs with easter eggs

9) get a foam sword and yelled for NARNIA and run around hitting people

10) "sample" a whole pack of cookies

11) have split personal that show up randomly shows up in public

12) Draw some pretty pictures and try to get mangers to hang them up

13) knock over all the cans and when some one ask why say that the voices told you

14) drive around in though little Barbie car for kid sing the Barbie doll theme song at the top of your lungs

15) while you still have the little car just hit as many people as you can just for the hell of it