my random madness

scary riddles

1)Ok so this guy is walking and he see's a resteraunt thats selling albatross soup, so he's like oh i have to have some of that soup,so he orders some. He tastes some of the soup spits it out, Walkes outside and shoots himself. Why? (albatross is a bird)

2)There is an old horror house. It has no electricity,plumbing,or power of any sort. You go inside and see three doors. Each door has a number on it. In each door is a way for you to die. In door number one,you die by getting eaten by a lion. In door number two,you die by getting murdered. In door number three,you die by electric chair. You may not turn back so you have to go through a door. Which door do you go through?

3)Two of my friends and I, we'll call 'em A and B, went ghost hunting in this old house where there'd been a murder late one night.

"Hey, I heard the killer really butchered these guys. I bet their ghosts must be really pissed off."

"Yeah, it was a massacre, he stabbed the husband's eyes out, and then killed the mother with a big knife, and then he strangled the kids."

"But A, didn't you say you weren't scared of ghosts?" I said as we wandered around the house with just a single flashlight. We went through the kitchen, and down to the room where the murders occured. I could've sworn I could still see blood on the walls.

The place was creepy, but we didn't see anything weird. On the way out, I turned to B.

"Hey, I didn't see anything spooky, did you?"

"Not me."

"I didn't either."

"I didn't see a thing."

So there was nothing, then.

Kinda lame, but a part of me feels relieved.

answers

1) He had recently been in a plane crash on a deserted island, The people on the plane with him said they were sure there were albatross on the island. So people would go and bring back cut up albatross but people kept disapearing, including his wife. Now he rembered the taste of the albatross so he went in to bring back mermories. When he tasted it it didnt taste like the albatross, so he figured out that what he ate was the people, probably his wife also.

2)Go through number three. You'll survive because it's an electric chair and there is no electricity.

3) there are only two other people but another person answer