my random madness

horrible pick up lines

1) Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you got FINE all over you.

2) Did you just fart?

Cuz you blow me away.

3) My name isn't Elmo! But you can tickle me any time.

4) Do you have a mirror in your pants?

Cuz i can see myself in them.

5) Are you a robber?

Cuz you stole my heart

6) I pooped my pants.

Can I get in yours

7) Are you wearing space pants?

Cuz your booty is out of the world.

8) I'm thirsty. How bout a nice glass of mount and do me.

9) Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet but nothing compares to you.

10) Did the Sun just come out or did you just smile.

11) Is your name Google?

Cuz you're everything I'm looking for.

12) If I could rearrange the alphabet. I'd put u and I together.

13) Was your dad a terrorist?

Cuz you da bomb.

14) Are you a dictionary cause you add meaning to my life.

15) if you were a library book I'd never take you back

16) My love for you is like diarrhea.

I just can't hold it in.

17) Cupid called he told me to tell you he needs my heart back.

18) Boy: Can I have directions?

Girl: Where too.

Boy: Your heart.

19) Me without you is like a nerd without braces shoe without laces

asentencewithoutanyspaces.

20) you're like an candy bar half sweet and half nutty.

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