my random madness

dirty mind test

1What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

2What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)

3 What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

4Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.

5 What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?

6 What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?

7 What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?

8 A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.

9 What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

answer

1. legs

2. dollars

3. firetruck

4. aunt

5. candy bar

6. grit

7. bubble gum

8. wedding ring

9. last name

lol you sick sick minded people