my random madness

failed pick up lines part 2

21)Your brown eyes are like poo, and baby I'm lost in your toilet

22)Just call me milk; I'll do your body good.

23)Your body's name must be Visa; because it's everywhere I want to be.

24)I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

25)Want to play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

26)Excuse me; do you have your phone number? I've seem to have lost mine.

27)I'm new in town -- can I have directions to your house?

28)If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?

29)You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

30)f you'll sit on my face I'll guess your weight.

31)If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

32)I think I'd look good on you.

33)You must be named Jelly, because jam doesn't shake like that.

34)Was your dad a farmer? Because I'm loving those melons.

35)You must be Jamaican, because you're Jamaican me crazy?

36)You look like a girl who has heard every line in the book. So, how bad is one more going to hurt?

37)Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams

38)Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

39)Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

40)Your eyes are blue like the ocean and right now I'm lost at sea.

41)Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking!

42)If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.

43)Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? Some little kid with wings just shot me.

44)I just moved you to the top of my "To Do List."

45)If you don't want to have kids with me can we at least practice?

46)I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

47)That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

48)Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

49)I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

50)If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

51)Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?

52)One way or another I'm going to make love to you tonight but I'd rather you be there.

53)Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

a/n

i got pick up line 21 from a friend of mine B_Samhout she is really amazing writer go check her out.

oh and one more thing i think im going to do one chapter funny then the next funny cause like the title says ' my random madness' i never said the 'big book of jokes' so ya im going to do scary jokes