Chapter 2: Not-So-Very-Fun Dead

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'' Paul, remember when I told you I didn't hate you? '' Tord asked, staring at the hoard of zombies coming towards them. Tord started backing up and pulling out a small pistol from his hoodie pocket. '' Yeah, whats new this time, captain? '' Paul said sarcastically, expecting the usual. '' I might be rethinking that. '' Tord said, shooting up the entire crowd of zombies. Paul put a hand on Tord's shoulder and started talking to him as calmly as possible " You should get somewhere safe and send out a radio broadcast to the emergancy force back at the army in Norway. Maybe they can get the emergancy hellecopter over here and get you to safety. " Paul said. " I know what I'm doing soldier. You ward these... Things off for now and I'll send another hellecopter over for you two. " Tord's replied. Both Paul and Patryk saluted Tord and said " Yes sir " and sent him off. 

 Suddenly, more zombies started approaching the two off guard. " Oh, I've been ready for this for a long time! " Paul yelled and smirked. Paul pulled a large rifle out from behind his long overcoat and shot the zombies like it was no problem. " When did you learn to shoot that good? " Patryk said awe. " Where do you think? " Paul said. Patryk's eyes narrowed and laughed. " Oh, Paul. Out of all people you really learned it from Red Leader? " Patryk asked, trying to take it seriously. '' Yeah. '' Paul said with a blank face. 


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