George decided it would be best if we filmed tomorrow. It was getting pretty late anyways. Mikaela took the opportunity to strike again with the girls night.
"Since we aren't doing anything with the video today, do you wanna have girls night tonight?" She asks.
"I think it would be better to have girls night sometime after filming. I have never filmed with them before and I don't know how physically draining it will be. Maybe Saturday?" I tell her.
"Saturday is perfect! George," Mikaela calls George over. "Can we go back to my place? I can come over tomorrow when you're ready to film."
"Sure thing. Let me find my keys." George says.
George found his keys and they left.
"What's up Big Mack?" Max asks. "You seem pissed."
"Oh... uhh it's nothing. Mikaela just wanted a girls night but I feel like I should be well rested before whatever the hell we're doing tomorrow."
"Smart decision. Have you seen any of our videos? I remember you saying you had no social media, but you haven't seen anything of ours in public?" Max asks.
I shake my head no. For all of my life, I steered clear of Twitter and all that. I just didn't need to be wasting my time on people who have courage when they have sitting in front of a screen.
"Holy shit! Remember that one day we were filming and you walked in on us?" Max is shocked.
"Yeah?"
"Do you want to watch that video? We just uploaded it last week."
"Uhh... do I really have a choice?" I ask.
"No. I'll fire the video up. IAN. CHAD. LOUNGE ROOM. NOW!" He yells.
"Why? I was just about to shower and shit." Ian comes moping out of his room.
Chad comes out of Ian's room, running. He nearly knocks Ian over. Max and I start laughing.
"Mack has never seen a video of ours. I think it's time she knows."
I'm sure in for a trip.
Max is on my left, Chris is to the left of Max, Ian is on my right, and Chad is to the right of Ian. Max puts on one of three cake videos. Whatever that means. It's called "Hair Cake." I'm a bit scared to watch this.
The video opens up to George falling out of a moving car. Speaking of George, as soon as the video gets to the part where George kisses Ian, George walks in. I could see laughing which made me smile.
He came to the couch and since the five of us were sitting on the couch, George sat on lounge chair closest to Chad.
Out of nowhere, George pulls out an electric razor and starts to shave Ian's head. They put Ian's hair into the cake batter... what the fuck? They shave his head, eyebrows, Chris's leg hair, Max's nipple hair, some dudes beard hair, and George's tummy hair. I hope they aren't planning on eating this.
They put the cake in the oven and act like Ian has cancer. I look at Ian and he shakes his head like he knew what I was thinking.
The cake comes out of the oven and Chris decorates it. He is an excellent cake decorator. Max and George sit down and Ian delivers the cake to them in a wheel chair.
THEY ACTUALLY ATE THE CAKE!! This is gross watching, I can't even imagine eating it. Let me just say there was a ton of vomit after they ate the cake. Why do they put themselves through this? Is what we are filming tomorrow anything like this?
When the video ends, George gets up and jumps onto all of us. George pulls me onto the ground with him. I freak out and start flailing my arms and legs. My cast hits Chad in the knee. After a minute of him complaining, he jumps on top of the pile. Chris and Max are sitting there like its nothing but Ian tries to help me out from underneath Chad.
Ian punched Max in the thigh because Ian needed help moving Chad. Poor George is struggling to even breathe. I am literally in between two children.
I am getting smushed, I can't imagine what is happening to George, but I put my right hand on what I thought was the ground. It was George's upper thigh. I immediately pull my hand off of his leg and I reach up to grab Chads nipple. I twisted his nipple nearly all the way around, Chad yelled as loud as an elephant, and he rolled off of George and I within seconds.
George and I are just laying there because we need to catch our breath. Ian stands up and offers us a hand. George passes but I gladly take Ian's hand.
I stand up, apologize to Chad for his knee and nipple, to George for his thigh, and I say goodnight to everyone. I don't even bother finding my crutches, I just dash to my room.
I send Ian a text
M:: Let me know when everyone is in bed.
I:: I will. But why may I ask?
M:: I thought we could sleep together, but if you don't want to, that's okay.
I:: No,no I want to. Chris and Chad just left. They say they will be back around 10am. George is still laying in the ground and Max just went to his room.
M:: You can come in bed when George goes to bed. Or if you want to risk it, you're welcome anytime.
I hear Ian say something in the lounge room. I'm assuming it's to George. I close my eyes and fall into a light sleep.
After about a half an hour, I hear the door creak open, close, and lock. I feel pressure applied to the bed behind me.
"Ian?" I say sleepily.
"Yeah." He kisses the back of my head.
I am so looking forward to filming tomorrow!!
A/N
Like I said a few chapters ago, I know that Gentleman's Guide comes before Human Cake. I just thought it would be cooler to present it this way. Anyways, enjoy the chapter!
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