Odd Living

Six

It's six in the morning and I get up to go make eggs or whatever I can find. I walk towards the kitchen forgetting about what had happened last night. I walk through the living room and I see George and Ian sleeping but Max and Chad were missing. I felt tapping on my shoulder and a hand around my mouth. What the fuck is happening?

Chad was trying to get my attention without scaring me. Mission failed. I nearly fainted when he grabbed ahold of me. Chad bought me outside. "Shh... Mackenzie. It's just me, Chad." He says quite calm.

"What the fuck is your problem. Where is Max?" He couldn't have whispered my name or something?

"Here I am. Boo! Mack, we need your help" he then explained the plan. I am to wake them up by blowing an air horn in their ears. I don't believe George and Ian deserve this, but Max says that they have pranked him good, so it's just time to return the favor. This isn't even a good prank, I could think of 7 gags off the top of my head.

I decide to wake Ian up first because... why not. He is such a cute sleeper. "I'm sorry," I whisper before I blow the horn in his ear. He wakes up nearly leaping three feet off the chair and landing on the floor on his back.

"Why the fuck would you do that cu... Oh. Mackenzie, you did that? Why?" He asks and I shrug. I notice George moving but he isn't totally awake. I then go over to George and kiss his forehead, then I blew the horn. George rolled off the lounge faster than you could say 'cancer.' I ran outside as fast as I could so he wouldn't get me, but George is quite fast. I heard Ian say "It was Mackenzie. She ran outside" Fuck.

After I threw the air horn down, I found a tree to climb so I could hide. I climbed it in time. George was a minute behind me. He either kept running because he didn't see me or he is making me think he didn't see me so I'd get down. Which I won't.

My butt vibrated. I forgot I had my phone with me.
I:: Once George finds you, you're screwed.
M:: I wouldn't be in this mess if you didn't tell him I ran outside.
I:: Did Max put you up to this? "Pranking" us?
M:: Yeah. He said something about the mega prank.

I notice an odd shadow so I look around. I find something that looks like a tree house. I climb higher, not caring if I fall. I made it up to the structure and make my way inside. It's a nice place with a good view. The room is about 7ft by 6ft, entirely made of wood. I think I'll spend some time fixing it up as an apology to George. I'll bring him up there for a nice dinner.

Messages between George and Mackenzie
G:: Where did you go? Please come back.
M:: Promise not to prank me back?
G:: I promise babe.

After about an hour, I decide it's safe to come down. I was about 6tf from the ground and I fell. I landed on my back and I planned on laying there until someone found me. I was looking at the treehouse, thinking about what I could do to it. I could paint it, put down a rug, make a little wooden table. It will be perfect for a nice dinner.

Chad came around to where I was because he knew I was up in the tree. He immediately yelled for Max. "MAX, I don't think Mackenzie is okay. Hurry up you cunt. I think she is hurt" he yells drawing the attention of George, Ian, and neighbors. They all are looking at my leg funny.

"What's wrong?" I ask scared.

"Mack, your leg looks broken. Do you want me to call the ambu..."

"No no no no. Just help me up" I cut him off. I hate ambulances. Max tries picking me up bridal style but fails. George swoops his arms where Max's were. I am now I'm George's warm, muscular arms. I feel dizzy and close my eyes.

"Hey Mackenzie. Don't close your eyes okay. Just talk about something. Talk about Australia." George whispers so no one can here.

"I used to be in love with the man I hate," I say. I don't think this is what he was expecting. "We were dating for like five years and then the broke it off. He said I was 'too boring' for him. That's why I came here. When you touched my butt, I freaked out because that's how Brandon touched me. I really am sorry George," I say slurring words. I manage to kiss him on the cheek when no one was looking.

We all piled into Max's car and headed to the neared ER. We got there after about ten minutes. George carried me in and put me in a wheel chair. He caresses my cheek and said "Everything will be okay Mackenzie. I promise. You may need a cast though, that's okay. I lov..." but Max comes by with the Doctor.

A/N
Sorry it took me so long to update this. But I start school tomorrow so hopefully I will update bi-weekly.