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When I was 9

Guess what I found in my emails? Stuff from 2008. Cringe. I had a roleplay going with my friend Shell (nickname) where we each had a pet thing called a 'pee pi'. Weird name, I know. The stuff in bold is what's been edited. Obviously emoticons can't show up on here, so I've recreated them in text. The ~o~O~o~ things mark the ends of emails. They're all from me to Shell. Enjoy.

hi shell! pee pis being really naughty right now. pee pi? pee pi, do not dare touch my tamagotchi AGAIN! sos, i was just telling her off, i don't like her touching my tamagotchi she hid it yesterday and when i found it my fifth generation was dead, thanks to pee pi!!! how's your tamagotchi? is it dead? is it alive? has the generation gone up? oh pee pi, do you want to watch fifi and the stupid flowertots? what? i should call them excellent? now they're double stupid! ok pee pi, i don't care if you cry, i have no sympathy. go on then, watch it, i do feel like a break. phew! hey, is sophie watching fifi and the flowertots? hope there's no more dvd's! hey, shall i see if in the dictionary? oh, it isn't! i'll add it then! ok, it's in the dictionary. hey pee pi, what is it? bother, she wants me to watch this really exciting part of fifi and the flowertots (or so she says!!!). 

fire (pee? oh yes, don't forget pee pi!)

[cat emoticon] meow! (sorry, just had to do that!)

p.s. my tamagotchi characters are: mousetchi, belltchi and mattaritchi.

~o~O~o~

hi shell!

pee pi is having the biggest tantrum ever 'cause she got banned from fifi and the flowertots! oh goody, pee pi can see ugly pee pee now! is it love? bother, pee pi is coming back now. hey pee pi, what you doing? noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! she's raiding the fridge, i can hear her! pee pi, please can you actually try to come up the steps a little quieter?!!! oh thanks, pee pi! (she's gave me a cake.) noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! it's a fifi and the flowertots wind-up-hear-the-theme-tune cake with a fifi and the flowertots collectable cuddly toy-six to collect! pee pi, put this toy in the bin NOW! ok pee pi, I WILL DO IT! ok i've got rid of it. hey, shall i splat this cake in pee pi's face? one... two... thr-hey, wait a sec! i've got a really good idea. pee pi, this jam is fifi's blood. and the cream is fifi's... er... let's think... aha! that is... fifi's skin. oh yes, and the icing and cake is fifi's skin too. and the fifi decoration is, well, fifi. AND I'LL EAT HER UP SO SHE CAN'T DO ANY MORE STUPID SHOWS ON THE TELEVISION! yum yum yum yum yum. (it wasn't really, but that is just to make her more upset!) yay! now i never have to watch stupid fifi and the stupid flowertots any more! [party emoticon] party time! oh no, emily's watching fifi now... it's enough to make you sick! bleeech! 

Fire

:'( noooooooooooo! 

oxx <3

(or should i say, </3!)

[lots of crying faces]

~o~O~o~

Hi Shell!

Pee pi had a MASSIVE tantrum today! Every time I looked at her she yelled:"Where's my christmas cracker present! I want my christmas cracker present!" and she would be kicking and screaming on the floor in the most disturbing way. "What a spoilt brat!" my sister would say. Oh my god I sound like Mr. Salt don't I? Anyway here are the moticons:-

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