The Signs on Tinder

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Gemini: oKAY THEN YOU SWIPE LEFT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM!

Libra: AND RIGHT IF YOU DO LIKE THEM!

Scorpio: AND THEN YOU CAN TEXT THEM AND THEY'LL TEXT YOU BACK AND- AQUARIUS! STOP SWIPING LEFT ON EVERYONE!

Aquarius: no

Leo: WHY IS NO ONE TEXTING ME???

Libra: 'cause they might've swiped left on you

Leo: eXcUsE mE??

Sagittarius: ehehehehehe

Leo: PEOPLE LOVE ME, I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'D SWIPE LEFT!

Aries: you sure people love you?

Leo: oH YOU WANNA GO? YOU WANNA GO?

Aries: *rolls eyes* if you want to-

Aquarius: -die sure you can go

Leo: wOW JUST W OW

Gemini: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SAYING "WOW"?

Leo: WOW OH MY GOD JUST WOW GUYS WOW WOW JUST W O W

Libra: yo Sagittarius, you got the popcorn?

Sagittarius: yeah, yeah i got you, dude

Virgo: WHAT IS ALL THIS- THAT HURTS! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH THAT HURTS I NEED A DOCT- GOD! I NEED MEDICINE!

Sagittarius: no you don't, that's just you having a hangover, it'll pass. JUST SLEEP

Virgo: NO I'M ALREADY UP!

*Aquarius walks to Virgo*

Aquarius: I got the stuffs

Virgo: I DON'T WANT TO TAKE DRUGS!....AGAIN!

Aquarius: CHILL IT'S JUST SLEEPING PILLS

Virgo: OKAY THANKS *takes them and goes to their room*

Libra: Hey Scorpio whatcha doing?

Scorpio:.......somebody, maybe soon....

Capricorn: wHAT

Aquarius: THEY SAID THEY'RE GONNA DO SOMEONE SOON!

Capricorn: WHY

Aquarius: FREEDOM

Scorpio: ;)

Aquarius: ;)

Aries: ;)

Capricorn: -_-

Taurus: wHERE'S THE FOOD

Sagittarius: up yer ass

Taurus: uHM THAT'S GROSS

Gemini: *snickers* THAT'S FUNNY

Leo: NO IT'S NOT I MEAN FOOD IS DELICIOUS AND WELL....THE....THIS IS WEIRD! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY THAT'S A GROSS REMARK!

Aries: why're you guys getting all worked up about a joke lol

Sagittarius: because some people can't take a joke

Aquarius: *loudly slurping their slushee* it was totally me

*they look at Aquarius*

Aries: w ha t ?????

Aquarius: *shrug* jk

Leo: *rolls eyes* oh my god

Taurus: I NEED FOOD!

Sagittarius: IT'S IN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN GO GET IT

Taurus: wow way to be rude

Gemini: this is getting out of hand what

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