Aries: ur moody as fuck
Taurus: too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner plus already in a relationship with food
Gemini: not committed enough and never has the time
Cancer: too busy crying and watching tv
Leo: ur too needy
Virgo: still waiting for their manic pixie dream girl/boy to save the day
Libra: no reason ur perfect
Scorpio: trust issues and jealousy
Sagittarius: ur always drunk and hyper and u don't know what u want
Capricorn: too dry and serious about everything
Aquarius: too insensitive
Pisces: would rather daydream about a relationship than actually have one
-tbh i agree with what it says about my sign, ♐, like yo that's mee (but pls date me)
