Aries: that's so wrong wtf
Taurus: why does mine always have to do with food
Gemini: I hope these aren't true for the sake of humanity
Cancer: damn who am i
Leo: blah blah blah me and my crush... Niiiiice
Virgo: I guess this is KINDA funny...
Libra: yay me
Scorpio: What's my sign again
Sagittarius: WHY AM I SO BRUTAL AND SARCASTIC
Capricorn: o m g soooo me
Aquarius: why am I even here
Pisces: well shit
-FORREAL THO
