There was a cute boy
His name you'll never see
I invited him over
For some cookies and tea
There was a cute boy
Who sulked at my table
Throwing my cookies
And spilling the tea
There was a cute boy
Who was really really cute
So I leaned over the table
And gave him a wittle smooch
There was a cute boy who yelled
"EW YOU HAVE COOTIES"
Stood up from his chair
And ran out my bedroom door
There was a mean boy
Who made me spill my tea
Crushed up all my cookies
And wiped off all my cooties
There was a mean boy
Who's name I'll never say...
Oh man, I messed up
His name is in the title
There was a mean boy
Who's name I switched to Fart
Now you'll never know
Who broke my wittle heart
