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43.7k likes/3.4k comments itberiver: waking up with a massive hangover was the perfect reminder as to why I hate getting drunk. At least I got a cool new teddy bear out of it. tagged: chrisevans
username yikes 😂
username I'm bummed we didn't get any videos of drunk River 😂😭
thelizzieolsen username same 😭 drunk River was hilarious
its_rubayye I hate it when u get drunk bc u start acting like a lunatic. u cried over chicken nuggets for like an hour last night.
realscarjo you also wanted to fight a bird
thelizzieolsen oh! You also puked in a flower pot, and then started crying bc you "violated that poor flower's personal space."
imsebastianstan oh my god this is hilarious
anthonymackie River, you're a dumb drunk 😂
chrisevans you also thought I was actually Captain America when I picked you up and asked me about 15 times if you could hold my shield.
robertdowneyjr I am very sad I wasn't there to witness all of this
renner4real god dammit River
itberiver its_rubayye realscarjo thelizzieolsen chrisevans STOP EXPOSING ME I HATE YOU GUYS
chrisevans did I mention you also drunk texted me?
itberiver chrisevans heck
username I wanna be friends with drunk!River
its_rubayye username no you don't. She's 200x more obnoxious than regular River is
itberiver its_rubayye screw you
its_rubayye 😉
itberiver its_rubayye I'll tell everyone your middle name
its_rubayye YOU WOULDNT DARE
imsebastianstan Ruby's got a middle name?
anthonymackie I'm sure it can't be that bad
its_rubayye anthonymackie trust me. It is.
username Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Chris bought River a giant teddy bear while she was drunk?????
chrisevans username she saw it in a store window while I was driving her and Ruby back and started crying & wouldn't stop until I bought it for her
itberiver SON OF A
_____ Sorry for being absent for a few days. Been busy with school 😩 xo, Sadie 💕
