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Big Bird
RIVER WHATEVER YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS KANE
YOU'RE DITCHING US
BECAUSE YOU MISS YOUR CAT?

Princess River 💫
1. My middle name is Penelope
2. No, I am not ditching you guys because I miss my cat

Big Bird
YES YOU ARE
BC YOU'RE IN CANADA
AND NOT IN ATLANTA

Spangles 🌟
Chill out Anthony omfg

Princess River 💫
I'm in Canada bc I didn't want to book a flight out of Tucson to Atlanta.
Calm the calamity in your mammaries, dude
I'll be there in five days

baby witch
"Calm the calamity in your mammaries"
IM WJEEZING
THAT'S HILARIOUS

Princess River 💫
Thx
I'm a comedic genius 💁

Spiderling
Can we see your cat pls

Princess River 💫

It PudgeMy noble companion

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It Pudge
My noble companion

Spiderling
HE'S SO CUTE

baby witch ✨
omg i want him

Spangles 🌟
He's a cutie

Tin Can Man
Pudge?

Princess River 💫
I named him after the main character from 'Looking for Alaska' by John Green 😁

baby witch ✨
That book made me cry sm 😭

Princess River 💫
omg same 😭

Queen Widow 👑
LFA is one of my favorite books

Arrow Guy
It had me bawling like a baby

Big Bird
Jeremy wtf
Since when do you know how to read

Arrow Guy
You shut your mouth birdbrain

Spangles 🌟
Sounds like a good book. Maybe I'll check it out ;)

Princess River 💫
PLEASE DO
ITS SO GOOD
IT WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL

Sergeant Barnes
Cute cat you've got there, Kane

Princess River 💫
Thanks, Stan
He's my best pal

Spangles 🌟
What am I, chopped liver? :(

Princess River 💫
Ofc not
You're my honey bunch 😊💛

Spangles 🌟
Awe, Sunshine 💛

Tin Can Man
You two are too cute
It's quite sickening, really

baby witch ✨
MY HEART
I CANT TAKE IT

Big Bird
OH YES
I LOVE THIS
#RHIS

Princess River 💫
Lol you guys are dumb 😂
Chris & I are just friends

Spangles 🌟
Yeah. Just friends.

Big Bird
Do you call all of your friends honey bunch?

Princess River 💫
No
But I do call all of my friends adorable nicknames

Spangles 🌟
Me too

Big Bird
You never call me by an adorable nickname

Spangles 🌟
Yeah I do. I call you "idiot."

Big Bird
You're an ass

Spangles 🌟
I know, thanks

baby witch ✨
children pls

Princess River 💫
The salt is real
Damn

Sergeant Barnes
Mackie's always salty

Big Bird
I hope you know that I hate you guys

Princess River 💫
Love you too Mackie 😄💗

Tin Can Man
Adding to the list of reasons why River is my favorite

Spiderling
She's Chris' favorite too 😉

baby witch ✨
^ I've raised my son right ^

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