Uncovered (Naruto Highschool Fanfiction)

'The number you are calling is unavai-'

AN : Who else was dead from finals? Sorry I took four months ^^'

Kakuzu's POV

 I walk into the entrance of the kitchen and lean against the archway of it, sighing as I watch Hidan standing at the sink trying to glare holes into the dishes as he furiously scrubs away grime.

"You know you look like a dumbass, right?" I ask him.

"Shut up, you fuckin grandpa." He growls but continues to work.

"Oh, so it's grandpa now? You must have you thong in a twist to be calling me that."

He looks at me with a fake grin and says with sarcastic cheer,"No, you disease infested heathen, I'm just plotting your sacrifice in my head out of love and adoration."

"Don't be mad at me. It's your damn fault you didn't clean up your mess."

He slams the plate into the soapy water,"You didn't haveta hit me with a damn phone, Kakuzu! Like what the fuck!" He points at the side of his face which is still very red. I feel a bit shitty for hitting him so hard. Hidan huffs in anger and mutters "I swear to fuckin Jashin." as he turns back to the sink.

I slowly walk up behind him and wrap my arms around his slim waist.

I see his hand fish around in the soapy water of the sink and suddenly I'm face to face with a large meat knife,"I swear to Jashin, Kakuzu. If you fucking think you're getting any tonight."

I roll my eyes at his antics and remove one arm from his waist to push the knife wielding hand down.

Whenever I'm mad at Hidan I'll make him uncomfortable with sickeningly romantic gestures or words. And even force him to tell me that he loves me just to see or hear him squirm. Usually when I do something 'caring' or as Hidan describes it 'dumb couple shit' it's subtle when in public and a silent gesture when we're alone together. I use these gestures instead of voicing emotions and Hidan always accepts them. Even now he's mad and threatening my life but he isn't pushing the arms I have around his waist away. But it's difficult to interpret what he wants sometimes when we use only gestures and hardly ever words.

The knife plunks back into the water and I wrap my arm back around his waist, and rest my head at the nape of his neck with my eyes closed.

I hear the ruffle of a towel and a moment later I have a hand resting on top my head with its fingers caressing my hair.

"You dumb shit." Hidan sighs and I feel his other hand grasp my arms still around his waist and his thumb rubs one of my wrists.

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I lie on the bed flipping through a book. Hidan comes out the bathroom in a pair of sweats rubbing his wet hair with a towel. He carelessly drops the towel on the floor and pulls back the comforter and climbs into bed. He rests his head on my stomach and I sigh as I feel water seeping into my shirt from his still wet hair. Hidan just grins like the smug shit he is and curls into my side.

I flip to the next page before resting a hand at the nape of his neck,"So who's the probably not legal blond kid?"

"Just some brat from school."

I look down at him and raise an eyebrow,"He isn't hiding from the police is he?"

"No, Kakuzu."

I turn back to my book,"Then what's he doing here wasting my money?"

I could feel Hidan rolling his eyes as he replied,"Don't be such a hard ass. He's a good kid."

"That isn't what I asked."