Jaspar || Why not?

Chapter 1 ~ Pizza

"They moaned as Joe moved his hand down and palmed Caspar's erect di....oh- well that escalated quickly" Joe said in shock as he locked his phone and threw it onto his bed. 

"When our viewers sent us a link to a fanfiction", he continued "I didn't realise it would be so...."

"...intense" Caspar finished for him. 

He was lying on Joe's bed while Joe sat at his desk and read out the fanfic. Their viewers had said it was quite 'tame'. Caspar did not want to know what they would consider dirty. He loved Joe, he really did. But as a best friend, even kind of like a brother. Definitely not a lover. They're just too close.

"You alright there Cas?" Joe asked suddenly concerned that Caspar had been staring at the wall for 5 minutes and not talking to him. 

"What?" asked Caspar confused, " Oh right yeah I'm fine, just zoned out for a minute." He smiled at Joe, "Some of our fans are...quite extreme." He said laughing. 

"I know. Especially whoever wrote that." Joe answered and laughed as well. "Well I have to finish editing so not to be rude but get the fuck out."  

"Yeah that wasn't rude at all." Caspar glared at him but laughed as he left Joe's room. 

Half an hour later Joe lazily walked up the stairs. 

"Cas, you hungry? I was thinking of ordering a pizza but you probably don't want any right?" Joe joked knowing that Caspar can never pass up a pizza.

"Are you fucking kidding me?? Of course I want pizza. Order a large and we'll split it" Caspar shouted before following Joe up the stairs. 

"But I won't be able to eat half a large pizza." Joe complained. 

"I know you won't but I can just finish your half as well." Caspar decided. 

"Greedy much?" Joe smiled. 

"What can I say?" Caspar shrugged, "pizza is the love of my life."

Joe laughed and grabbed the phone to order a large Hawaiian pizza.

Twenty minutes later the doorbell rang and Caspar happily answered the door, took the pizza and payed the delivery man. 

"How much was it?" Joe asked, "I'll pay you back." 

"It's alright." Caspar answered, "my treat." 

"But it was my idea to get pizza in the first place" Joe said, "anyway there's no need for you to pay for me." 

"For fucks sake Joe just stop complaining, you can buy me Starbucks tomorrow on our way to Zoe and Alfie's. Alright?" Caspar asked. 

"Alright," Joe sighed.

"Now dig in before it gets cold." Caspar ordered.

Joe smiled and sat down beside Caspar on the sofa to eat the pizza. He only managed about 3 slices while Caspar had 4. 

"Caspar just take the last slice and stop staring at it. I'm not even hungry." Joe said after seeing Caspar stare hungrily at the final piece of pizza. 

"What? No Joe that's your slice. I'm just staring at it waiting for you to eat it." Caspar said. 

"What happened to 'I'll finish your half'?" Joe laughed.

"I decided that I need to fatten you up so I can eat you." 

"Ha ha," Joe laughed dryly, "well there's no way I'm able to eat another whole slice." 

"How about we split it then?" Caspar offered and before Joe had a chance to object he grabbed a knife from the kitchen and cut the slice down the 'middle' giving Joe the bigger part. 

"Alright." Joe sighed knowing that Caspar won't give up. 

They finished the last pizza slice while watching tv and chatting. Somehow they found themselves sitting closer and closer together on the couch. Their shoulders and knees were touching and neither of them seemed to mind. 

It was nice. Caspar could feel the heat radiating off of Joe's body and he moved even closer until Joe raised his eyebrows. 

"What are you doing?" he laughed. 

"You're warm," Caspar answered, "I'm cold." 

Joe rolled his eyes but snuggled closer to Caspar and that's where they stayed for the next hour until they decided it was time to go to bed. 

They both fell asleep easily that night.