Starheart: DGFHV BMNJHGCXJHVBNHBCXCVBNHFVCNBHJNHCVBJHCHJHGFCGVKJHGFCFVGJKJ
Brambleclaw: Ohh SHINEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stump: Why is everyone crazy?
Italleny: OMG DISCO! * Discos *
Adrien : o_0 a new she-cat. HEY SIS!!
Bubble : (Comes down from StarClan.) Don't steal my mate, Starheart!!
Jayfeather: I CAN READ YOU'RE MINDS!
Leafheart:*whisper whisper*. VOLDEMORT
Adrian: shut-up, leafheart, you're blowing my shot!
Narrator: Once upon a time, by a beautiful, blue lake, there lived four Clans of cats.
Leafheart: *scratches* Don't interrupt!
Narrator: *kicks* They were brutal, vicious and nasty, and they attacked each other constantly. *straightens tie* But sometimes their warrior ancestors would float down from the sky, and give them advice.
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Tigerstar: *hisses* Bluestar! That's your cue!
Bluestar: *flustered* Right! Right then! *bustles on stage* Cats of the Clans, you are doing everything wrong. But my words will guide and strengthen you.
Brokentail: *cues blue lights and singing choir*
Bluestar: Eat not the cactus, for dangerous thorns will be your undoing. Dust blows along a winding road, and squirrels flee from foxes. *exits*
Narrator: ThunderClan was puzzled by the message, but they all knew how important it must be, because it had been delivered in the middle of the day, and to the whole Clan. Jayfeather thought and thought, but he couldn't come up with a solution, so eventually it was up to Stump to put things straight and save his Clan.
Stump: Eureka! I've got it! *jumps in the air*
Tree: *looks up* Got what? Is it contagious?
Brokentail: *cues spooky music*
Stump: No, no, yes. *shakes head*
Tigerstar: *leaps at Brokentail. Spooky music cuts off abruptly*
Stump: If we banish Brackenfur, Fernleaf, leafheart and frozen storm, the Doom will be averted!
Narrator: The other cats stared at him, wondering at their leader's incredible ability to reason.
Brambleclaw: Yay! Hooray! Hooray for Stump!!! The doom is surely averted now!
Stump: *coughs* That's Doom, Brambleclaw. Capital Dee, please.
Tigerstar: *nods at Hawkfrost*
Jayfeather: I CAN READ YOU'RE MIND'S!!
Hawkfrost: *lowers curtain*
END OF ACT I
Darkstripe: *waddles dressed up like a fish* To be or not to be, that is the quest-
Hawkfrost: *runs on stage even though it's not his part* Fish! MINE! *mauls*
Tigerstar: No Hawkey! That is not a fish- Actually, who cares? I don't like him. *walks away*
Narrator: As you can see, Tigarstar and Darkstripe's relationship has improved. Now, what evil doings are these whippersnappers getting up to now?
Tigerstar: Now, my pretties, it's time to take advantage of this situation. Four cats are being banished, correct? We must choose one to train and use for evil!!
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HumorSorry I have not been very active my young marshmallows!! I've been busy brainstorming (ugh. Hate that word, so weird) any way, I've been busy brainstorming what I should do next for my other stories. Decided to try something new. Bye marshmallows!!
