*some random rogue strolls into the moon pool area and drinks from it*
Spottedleaf: Welcome, you are now leader of Shadowclan. Your name will be Whitestar and you will-
Rogue: RACIST!!!
Spottedleaf: O.O what??
Rogue: You are so racist! I mean, if I were born a clan cat, I would never want to be called Whitekit CUZ ITS RACIST!! You starclan cats sicken me.
Spottedleaf: O.o
Whitestorm: HEY! YOU HURT MY FRIENDS FEELINGS!! You die now...
Spotted leaf: Whitestorm...
Rogue: HA! See?! His name is WHITEstorm and that is a racist name!!!
Spottedleaf: You guys, stop...
Whitestorm: NU! I will NOT stop until I kill this rogue!!!
Rogue: You and what army? Oh wait, I know; you and your racist Starclan friends!!
Whitestorm: *steam is blowing from ears and face is red*
THATS IT!! YOU DIE FOR SURE NOW!!!! *kills the rogue*
Rogue: *is dead*
Spottedleaf: O.o I JUST NAMED THAT ROGUE!!!
Whitestorm: Whateva.
*skips away with oversized lollipop*
Spottedleaf: eh, we'll find another one.
Rogue 2: *appears*
Spottedleaf: Welcome, you are now leader of Shadowclan. Your new name is Whitestar and you will-
Rogue 2: RACIST!
Whitestorm: NU! *kills different rogue*
Spottedleaf: -.- Not again. . .
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Warriors Spoofs
HumorSorry I have not been very active my young marshmallows!! I've been busy brainstorming (ugh. Hate that word, so weird) any way, I've been busy brainstorming what I should do next for my other stories. Decided to try something new. Bye marshmallows!!
