Ashfur: I just found out Squirrelflight's kits aren't Squirrelflight's kits...
Squirrelflight: So what?
Ashfur: I'm going to say your a liar at the next gathering that's what!
Lionblaze: ...
Brambleclaw: WHAT DOES THIS PERVERT MEAN BY THEM NOT BEING OUR KITS?!?!
Leaf pool: he means their mine Brambleclaw...
Brambleclaw: oh...
Crowfeather: And mine!
Breezepelt: Noooo!!!
Hollyleaf: No way! Are we kin??
Breezepelt: Yep!
Heathertail: I feel so sorry for you and your brothers.
Breezepelt: Hey! We're supposed to be mates!!
Heather tail: Do you think anyone would believe that I LOVED a self-centred cat like you?
Breezepelt: This is EXACTLY the kind of crap that you ALWAYS bring up instead of getting busy making kits!!
Heathertail: Well, maybe if we talked more, MAYBE WE WOULD HAVE KITS!!!
Midnight: WHATS GOING ON HERE?!?!
Everyone: O.O nothing...
Shadow: Hey Sweetie, let's go home... It's really late and these MOUSEBRAINS are getting REALLY annoying.
Midnight: Ok...
Breezepelt: their gone!!
Brambleclaw: I still can't believe you lied to me about Leafpools kits being ours...
Squirrelflight: I wanted to protect her.
Brambleclaw: Sure you did.
Squirrelflight: ....
Brambleclaw: Did anyone else know?
Leafpool: No, just me and Squirrelflight.
Firestar: ...
Breeze pelt: Well, this is awkward.
Nightcloud: So you DID cheat on me!
Crowfeather: No I didn't, I never loved you.
Nightcloud: You ass!!
Breezepelt: Yeah! Go mum!!
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HumorSorry I have not been very active my young marshmallows!! I've been busy brainstorming (ugh. Hate that word, so weird) any way, I've been busy brainstorming what I should do next for my other stories. Decided to try something new. Bye marshmallows!!
