Supermarket

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Sunflame: ...

Moonsky: *Throws a book at Sunflame.* Welcome to Warrior cats Spoofs

Starheartowo: :D

Moonsky: Now just enjoy the show!

Sunflame: Isn't it a fanfiction?

Starheart and Moonsky: *Throws book at Sunflame.* NO!

Warrior cats in a supermarket!

Firestar: *Yawns.* I'm so lazy.

Tigerstar: YOU WERE A KITTYPET! KITTYPETS ARE LAZY!

Moonsky: *Smacks Tigerstar with a book.* That's what your not supposed to say!

Tigerstar: *Backs away and runs screaming away like a girl.*

Starheart: Geez, Firestar, Tigerstar! Your not supposed to be here!

Moonsky: I'll get them off stage. *Throws books at Firestar and Tigerstar and makes them faint.*

10 minutes later...

Cloudtail: LETS GO TO A SUPERMARKET!

Firestar: Did you eat all the catnip again?

Cloudtail: CATMINT!

Firestar: CATNIP!

Cloudtail: CATMINT!

Firestar: CATNIP!

Cloudtail: CATMINT!

Firestar: CATNIP!

Cloudtail: CATMINT!

Firestar: CATNIP!

Cloudtail: CATMINT!

Firestar: CATNIP!

Cloudtail: CATMINT!

Firestar: CATNIP!

Jayfeather: WHO ATE ALL MY CATNIP?!

Firestar and Cloudtail: o_o

Cloudtail: *Points to supermarket.* SUPERMARKET!

Firestar: Princess, whats a Supermarket? -_-

Princess: A supermarket is a place where you can buy stuff like food-

Firestar: FREE FOOD? *Hurries off to the supermarket with the clans.*

Moonsky: At the supermarket...

Starheart: I'm supposed to say that!

Moonsky: I AM!

Starheart: NO, I AM!

Sunflame: Oh Starclan, here we go...

Moonsky: I AM!

Starheart: NO, I AM!

Moonsky: I AM!

Starheart: NO, I AM!

Moonsky: I AM!

Starheart: NO, I AM!

Moonsky: I AM!

Starheart: NO, I AM!

Moonsky: I AM!

Starheart: NO, I AM!

Sunflame: STOP ARGUING!

At the Supermarket...

Mistystar: Where can I buy fish?

Oakheart: Let me show you *Goes to the freezers.* Here! *Opens door with paws.*

Mistystar: *Takes fish and bites into it.* EW! THIS FISH TASTES LIKE ICE!

Oakheart: Let me see? *Takes another fish and bites into it.* TASTES LIKE ICE TOO!

Oakheart and Mistystar: *Spitting out fish.*

Mistystar: Wait...

Oakheart: What?

Mistystar: Weren't you dead?

Oakheart: Oh yeah... Whatever!

Cloudtail: *Finds a gun.* Ooh whats this? It looks like a twoleg thingy.

Firestar: *Stands in front of it.* Cloudtail you shouldn't mess with-

Cloudtail: *Pulls trigger and accidentally shoots Firestar.*

Firestar: *Le dead.*

Bananapeel: *Shops for bananas.*

Squirrelflight: What are these?

Bananapeel: Bananas. You eat them.

Squirrelflight: Okay! *Takes a banana and eats it whole.*

Bananapeel: *Facepalm.* Your supposed to peel the banana and eat it...

Squirrelflight: Okay! *Peels banana and eats the banana peel.*

*Twolegs come in the market to find the cats*

All cats but Cloudtail: Uh oh o_o

Cloudtail: I'M FIRING MAH LAZA! *Shoots gun* (twoleg thingy)

Moonsky: Sunflame? SUNFLAME?!

Sunflame: Nice ending there...

Starheart: You have no spirit. *Smacks Sunflame with book.*

Sunflame: *Faints.*

Starheart and Moonsky: See you next time, on

Moonsky: Warrior cats

Starheart: Spoofs

Moonsky: :D
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Hollyleaf: Brrrr! Why is this water so cold??
Jay feather:...
Holly leaf: wow!! It's so warm now!! How did you do that Jay?
Jayfeather: With my medicine cat powers...
Holly leaf:....
Jay feather: .....
Holly leaf: EWWWW YOURE SO DISGUSTING!!
Jay feather:everyone says that...

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