Sunflame: ...
Moonsky: *Throws a book at Sunflame.* Welcome to Warrior cats Spoofs
Starheartowo: :D
Moonsky: Now just enjoy the show!
Sunflame: Isn't it a fanfiction?
Starheart and Moonsky: *Throws book at Sunflame.* NO!
Warrior cats in a supermarket!
Firestar: *Yawns.* I'm so lazy.
Tigerstar: YOU WERE A KITTYPET! KITTYPETS ARE LAZY!
Moonsky: *Smacks Tigerstar with a book.* That's what your not supposed to say!
Tigerstar: *Backs away and runs screaming away like a girl.*
Starheart: Geez, Firestar, Tigerstar! Your not supposed to be here!
Moonsky: I'll get them off stage. *Throws books at Firestar and Tigerstar and makes them faint.*
10 minutes later...
Cloudtail: LETS GO TO A SUPERMARKET!
Firestar: Did you eat all the catnip again?
Cloudtail: CATMINT!
Firestar: CATNIP!
Cloudtail: CATMINT!
Firestar: CATNIP!
Cloudtail: CATMINT!
Firestar: CATNIP!
Cloudtail: CATMINT!
Firestar: CATNIP!
Cloudtail: CATMINT!
Firestar: CATNIP!
Cloudtail: CATMINT!
Firestar: CATNIP!
Jayfeather: WHO ATE ALL MY CATNIP?!
Firestar and Cloudtail: o_o
Cloudtail: *Points to supermarket.* SUPERMARKET!
Firestar: Princess, whats a Supermarket? -_-
Princess: A supermarket is a place where you can buy stuff like food-
Firestar: FREE FOOD? *Hurries off to the supermarket with the clans.*
Moonsky: At the supermarket...
Starheart: I'm supposed to say that!
Moonsky: I AM!
Starheart: NO, I AM!
Sunflame: Oh Starclan, here we go...
Moonsky: I AM!
Starheart: NO, I AM!
Moonsky: I AM!
Starheart: NO, I AM!
Moonsky: I AM!
Starheart: NO, I AM!
Moonsky: I AM!
Starheart: NO, I AM!
Moonsky: I AM!
Starheart: NO, I AM!
Sunflame: STOP ARGUING!
At the Supermarket...
Mistystar: Where can I buy fish?
Oakheart: Let me show you *Goes to the freezers.* Here! *Opens door with paws.*
Mistystar: *Takes fish and bites into it.* EW! THIS FISH TASTES LIKE ICE!
Oakheart: Let me see? *Takes another fish and bites into it.* TASTES LIKE ICE TOO!
Oakheart and Mistystar: *Spitting out fish.*
Mistystar: Wait...
Oakheart: What?
Mistystar: Weren't you dead?
Oakheart: Oh yeah... Whatever!
Cloudtail: *Finds a gun.* Ooh whats this? It looks like a twoleg thingy.
Firestar: *Stands in front of it.* Cloudtail you shouldn't mess with-
Cloudtail: *Pulls trigger and accidentally shoots Firestar.*
Firestar: *Le dead.*
Bananapeel: *Shops for bananas.*
Squirrelflight: What are these?
Bananapeel: Bananas. You eat them.
Squirrelflight: Okay! *Takes a banana and eats it whole.*
Bananapeel: *Facepalm.* Your supposed to peel the banana and eat it...
Squirrelflight: Okay! *Peels banana and eats the banana peel.*
*Twolegs come in the market to find the cats*
All cats but Cloudtail: Uh oh o_o
Cloudtail: I'M FIRING MAH LAZA! *Shoots gun* (twoleg thingy)
Moonsky: Sunflame? SUNFLAME?!
Sunflame: Nice ending there...
Starheart: You have no spirit. *Smacks Sunflame with book.*
Sunflame: *Faints.*
Starheart and Moonsky: See you next time, on
Moonsky: Warrior cats
Starheart: Spoofs
Moonsky: :D
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Hollyleaf: Brrrr! Why is this water so cold??
Jay feather:...
Holly leaf: wow!! It's so warm now!! How did you do that Jay?
Jayfeather: With my medicine cat powers...
Holly leaf:....
Jay feather: .....
Holly leaf: EWWWW YOURE SO DISGUSTING!!
Jay feather:everyone says that...
YOU ARE READING
Warriors Spoofs
HumorSorry I have not been very active my young marshmallows!! I've been busy brainstorming (ugh. Hate that word, so weird) any way, I've been busy brainstorming what I should do next for my other stories. Decided to try something new. Bye marshmallows!!
