Italleny: welcome-
Midnight: Welcome-
Italleny: 😑
Midnight: 😑
Italleny: WelcomeToWarriorsLive
Midnight: Today, a kitty pet was found hunting in Thunderclan territory.
Midnight: I will now hand it over to Tigerclaw who knows more on the story.
Tigerclaw: PURPLE UNICORNS!! Ummm.... This isn't live is it.?
Midnight: No
Italleny: Yes
Tigerclaw: AHHHH!!!!! *Runs off stage with an oversized Lollypop*
Midnight: 😡 YOU RUINED MY PRANK!!!!!
Italleny: Uhh...ok...?
Italleny: Well, today the community will get to know more about Adrien and I. *sits next to Adrien on couch*
Midnight: *Walks over to seat in front of couch and grins evilly*
Midnight: What do you think of 'True Love' Adrien?
Adrien: I don't give a crap about true love- *whack* (whack means he's been hit by Italleny)
Italleny: Adrien...
Adrien: I'm sorry, I mean, yeah. It's okay, I think it-
Italleny: ADRIEN!
Adrien: Oh yeah, it doesn't exist.
Italleny: NEXT QUESTION!! *sings*
Midnight: ok next ques-
Italleny: *breathes heavily on Midnight*
Midnight: Umm... Er
Italleny: GRAHHHHHHH *roars like a dragon, grows 2x bigger and flicks Adrien onto her back, then smashes through roof*
Adrien: Let's get buuusssyyy in the cave!!!!😍
Midnight: OH.MY.GOD
Midnight: Tonight's weather is cloudy with a chance of PURPLE UNICORNS?!?!
Shadow: *Runs up to Midnight* RUN!! Tigerstars coming!!?
Midnight: AHHH!!! Let's go!!! Bye, stay tuned for morE SPOOFS!!!!!!??*runs off stage with Shadow screaming as Tigerclaw rides a giant, purple unicorn on to the stage*
Tigerstar: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!
I AM TIGERSTAR BLOOD THIRSTY, EVIL LEADER OR THE DARKFOREST!!
Brokenstar: LIES!!!!
Tigerstar: Uhhh... What are you doing here? *jumps off unicorn*
Brokenstar: KILL THE UNICORN!!!
*calls Blood, his black and red Giant Dragon*
Blood: *swallows unicorn*
Brokenstar: Yes!!!! You did it you dumb animal!!!
Tigerstar: Ehh, I didn't care about her anyway.
Blood: O.O *blows up for no apparent reason making oversized Lollypops rain from the sky*
Brokenstar : YES!!! HES DEAD!!! AND WE GET FREE OVERSIZED LOLLYPOPS!!!
Tigerstar: YESSS!!!! WE ALSO GET COTTEN CANDY BECAUSE THATS WHAT MY UNICORN WAS MADE OUT OF, THEN SHE GOT SWALLOWED BY BLOOD WHO BLEW UP MAKING IT RAIN OVERSIZED LOLLYPOPS AND COTTEN CANDY
Hawkfrost:TAKE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TO THE DARKFOREST!!
Dark stripe: Uhh guys?
Tigerstar: A bit busy right now... Can you lend us a hand? *picks up seven of each candy and drops it into massive, floating wheelbarrow*
Dark stripe: sure.
-----------2---mins---later----------
Dark stripe: That camera over there knows what we did and has recorded EVERYTHING!! It knows our weaknesses...😑
Tiger star. O.O
Hawkfrost: O.O
Brokenstar: Is it live right now?
Darkstripe: *Checks screen* yes....
Brokenstar, Tigerstar, Hawkfrost, Darkstripe: KILL IT!!!!
Hawkfrost: *shoots camera with gun*
Darkstripe: *Throws ninja stars at camera*
Brokenstar and Tigerstar: *throw grenades and shoot it in perfect synchronisation*
Camera: *is dead*
Tigerstar, Brokenstar, Hawkfrost, Darkstripe: RUN!!!
YOU ARE READING
Warriors Spoofs
HumorSorry I have not been very active my young marshmallows!! I've been busy brainstorming (ugh. Hate that word, so weird) any way, I've been busy brainstorming what I should do next for my other stories. Decided to try something new. Bye marshmallows!!
