-Sandstorms Kitting-
Firestar: They're.... Beautiful! But what are we gonna call them?
Sandstorm: What about Squirrelkit and Leafkit?
Firestar: ....Ok but I was thinking about something a little more.... Exotic
Sandstorm: -.-
Firestar: How about... Fatkit for the orange and really fat one and Derpkit for the brown with gigantic eyes.
Sandstorm: O.o I think we should go with Squirrelkit and Leafkit....
Firestar: Starclan... Take me now....
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-Death-
(Major spoiler)
Firestar: Hey Cinderpelt, doesn't that cloud look like a flower?
Cinderpelt: *gasps* It's a sign from starclan!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Firestar: 0,0
Cinderpelt: AND YOU WILL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH, A FLAMING TREE WILL SQUASH YOU TO A LEAF AND BUGS WILL EAT YOUR CORPSE!!!
Firestar: O•O
Cinderpelt: Just kidding!! I'm gonna go collect some death berries now though so bye!!!
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Warriors Spoofs
HumorSorry I have not been very active my young marshmallows!! I've been busy brainstorming (ugh. Hate that word, so weird) any way, I've been busy brainstorming what I should do next for my other stories. Decided to try something new. Bye marshmallows!!
