Cookie Paradise

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Warrior Cats Spoof in: Cookie Paradise!

Random Cat: A letter!

Cloudtail: GIMME! GIMME!

Random Cat: Here! *Smacks letter in Cloudtails face*

Cloudtail: Hey! Was that nessecary? *Mauls random cat*

Random Cat: Nooooo! Bad kitty! *Runs away*

Cloudtail: Stupid cat! *Opens letter* YAY! WHOO WHOO!

Firestar: *Yowls in alarm* WHAT IN STARCLAN IS THAT SOUND??? CODE RED! CODE RED!

Cloudtail: YAY! WHOO WHOO! I'VE WON! I'VE WON!

Brackenfur: With what?

Cloudtail: I've stole a twoleg magazine!

Brackenfur: What the StarClan is that? And what does that matter with that you've won?

Cloudtail: It's a thing with thin thingies and lots of pictures! At the end was a question and I could win something with that! The question was: In the Warriors series, what's the name of the long-haired white tom with blue eyes? AND I'VE WON! I'VE WON! I'VE WON! *Starts doing chicken dance*

Sorreltail: Exiting! What you've won?

Cloudtail: ONE QUARTER MOON IN COOKIE PARADISE! COOKIE PARADISE! COOKIE PARADISE! AND MUCH CATS AS POSSIBLE MAY GO WITH ME! AND I'VE WON THIS STRANGE TWOLEG LIQUID! I AM COMPLETELY HYPER!

Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT COOKIE PARADISE!

Graystripe: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I wanna waffle paradise!

Cloudtail: DON'T OFFENSE MEH COOKIES!

Blackstar, Mistystar and Onestar: *Pops randomly in spoof* Did we hear cookies?

Every ShadowClan, RiverClan and WindClan cat: COOKIES!

Wolffur: *Comes out of laptop into the warriors world* I wanna cookies! Meh <3 cookies!

Hollyleaf: Hello everyone! AAHHHHHHHHHH! CHAT SPEAK IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! *Goes crazy*

Wolffur: Warrior Code freak!

Hollyleaf: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ABUSE SOMEONE FOR FREAK IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!

Wolffur: Freak! Freak! *Sticks out tongue*

Cloudtail: This letter says: Go into the secret gate and you are there!

Brightheart: Which secret gate?

*Secret gate opens*

Lionblaze: YAY! Lets go!

Jayfeather: *Walks out of medicine cat den* What is happening here?

Everyone: WHERE ARE GOING TO COOKIE PARADISE!

Jayfeather: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone except Holly, Jay and Fire: *Runs through gate, drag Jay and Fire with them*

Hollyleaf: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! USE SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! Whatever! I wanna go to Cookie Paradise! *Walks through gate*

*In Cookie Paradise*

Cherrykit: Is here cherry coke?

Molekit: Ewww! I like lemon fanta!

Cherrykit: Ewww! Cherry coke!

Molekit: Lemon fanta!

Cherrykit: Cherry coke!

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