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Warrior Cats Spoof in: Cookie Paradise!Random Cat: A letter!
Cloudtail: GIMME! GIMME!
Random Cat: Here! *Smacks letter in Cloudtails face*
Cloudtail: Hey! Was that nessecary? *Mauls random cat*
Random Cat: Nooooo! Bad kitty! *Runs away*
Cloudtail: Stupid cat! *Opens letter* YAY! WHOO WHOO!
Firestar: *Yowls in alarm* WHAT IN STARCLAN IS THAT SOUND??? CODE RED! CODE RED!
Cloudtail: YAY! WHOO WHOO! I'VE WON! I'VE WON!
Brackenfur: With what?
Cloudtail: I've stole a twoleg magazine!
Brackenfur: What the StarClan is that? And what does that matter with that you've won?
Cloudtail: It's a thing with thin thingies and lots of pictures! At the end was a question and I could win something with that! The question was: In the Warriors series, what's the name of the long-haired white tom with blue eyes? AND I'VE WON! I'VE WON! I'VE WON! *Starts doing chicken dance*
Sorreltail: Exiting! What you've won?
Cloudtail: ONE QUARTER MOON IN COOKIE PARADISE! COOKIE PARADISE! COOKIE PARADISE! AND MUCH CATS AS POSSIBLE MAY GO WITH ME! AND I'VE WON THIS STRANGE TWOLEG LIQUID! I AM COMPLETELY HYPER!
Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT COOKIE PARADISE!
Graystripe: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I wanna waffle paradise!
Cloudtail: DON'T OFFENSE MEH COOKIES!
Blackstar, Mistystar and Onestar: *Pops randomly in spoof* Did we hear cookies?
Every ShadowClan, RiverClan and WindClan cat: COOKIES!
Wolffur: *Comes out of laptop into the warriors world* I wanna cookies! Meh <3 cookies!
Hollyleaf: Hello everyone! AAHHHHHHHHHH! CHAT SPEAK IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! *Goes crazy*
Wolffur: Warrior Code freak!
Hollyleaf: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ABUSE SOMEONE FOR FREAK IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!
Wolffur: Freak! Freak! *Sticks out tongue*
Cloudtail: This letter says: Go into the secret gate and you are there!
Brightheart: Which secret gate?
*Secret gate opens*
Lionblaze: YAY! Lets go!
Jayfeather: *Walks out of medicine cat den* What is happening here?
Everyone: WHERE ARE GOING TO COOKIE PARADISE!
Jayfeather: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone except Holly, Jay and Fire: *Runs through gate, drag Jay and Fire with them*
Hollyleaf: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! USE SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! Whatever! I wanna go to Cookie Paradise! *Walks through gate*
*In Cookie Paradise*
Cherrykit: Is here cherry coke?
Molekit: Ewww! I like lemon fanta!
Cherrykit: Ewww! Cherry coke!
Molekit: Lemon fanta!
Cherrykit: Cherry coke!
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Warriors Spoofs
HumorSorry I have not been very active my young marshmallows!! I've been busy brainstorming (ugh. Hate that word, so weird) any way, I've been busy brainstorming what I should do next for my other stories. Decided to try something new. Bye marshmallows!!